The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

**JSullivan** · 06-01-2012, 11:57 AM

Originally Posted by Steve Austin

Haha exactly!

I have a button on the side that no one knows about, it locks the keybad, I like that button

I have this fucking crazy thing on my Windows called a password!

It stops people getting in without knowing what it is!

Originally Posted by THE HEARTBREAK KID

Are you on commission bro?

Once I have played a newer game.. I find it hard too go back too an older one mate.

Haha, I wish I was!

**JSullivan** · 06-01-2012, 12:02 PM

Originally Posted by Steve Austin

Haha cheeky cunt, I mean for when I go downstairs or something, just easier than locking it and makes people look a fool if they try and use it

Haha, you definitely opened yourself up for that one and you know it!

**THE HEARTBREAK KID** · 06-01-2012, 12:03 PM

Originally Posted by Steve Austin

I've only seen a few games of his but Fergie and Utd rate him highly.

Macheda needs to go!

I think he will.. shame, just has not worked out since bursting on the scene.

Will always love him for that goal against Villa though.

**JSullivan** · 06-01-2012, 12:05 PM

Originally Posted by Steve Austin

Haha I know,

I expected better from you!

You are lucky I like you so much! I'm usually like that with people. Haha.

**THE HEARTBREAK KID** · 06-01-2012, 12:08 PM

Originally Posted by Steve Austin

Yeah that will always be memorable to me too

If he didn't score that goal and the one against Sunderland the league would of been ours, things could be very different right now!

Also Spurs for throwing away that 2-0 lead and losing 5-2, that was mainly Webb though!

Yeah.. Good times, good times!

**Y2Jryder** · 06-01-2012, 12:11 PM

Cristiano Ronaldo has refused to give a 10-year old girl an autograph because she wore a Barcelona shirt

**THE HEARTBREAK KID** · 06-01-2012, 12:13 PM

Originally Posted by Y2Jryder

Cristiano Ronaldo has refused to give a 10-year old girl an autograph because she wore a Barcelona shirt

Good! He should have spat on her aswell..

I'm joking..

**JSullivan** · 06-01-2012, 12:13 PM

Fuck you marseille!

I may only be third in the league, but you will never be better than me!

3-0 in the french league cup to knock them out, beat them in the final last year and beat them in the shield this year!!!

Im coming for your fucking ligue 1 title!!!