The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

**Shaz11** · 06-07-2012, 04:34 PM

Originally Posted by Steve Austin

So you got out of town and cause trouble? You little renegade!

I bet it wasn't great though, Sunderland is a terrible place to be, poor residents.

Haha. It's alright to be honest, lol.

Originally Posted by Steve Austin

Didn't know you were still in Sunderland, although any place that has Chilli Doritos isn't awful

It's sick.

**Mojo Tartarus** · 06-07-2012, 04:34 PM

Originally Posted by Steve Austin

Classic Wade

If England win no one is gonna mention the whole 6 Liverpool player thing.

Probably not but what are the chances?!

**Mojo Tartarus** · 06-07-2012, 04:40 PM

Originally Posted by Steve Austin

The same as every tournemant, Quarter Final at worst and best! I think Semi's but I could see us winning.

We all know if England go out it will be Liverpool's and Hodgson's fault.

Oh yeah, the anti-Liverpool gimps will be loving it!

Not sure about winning but gotta have faith!

**Mojo Tartarus** · 06-07-2012, 04:48 PM

Originally Posted by Steve Austin

Exactly! Which seems to be a large group although instead of constantly bitching they could support their damn country!

I always have faith

I'm practically the reason we beat Spain!

Some really would like us to fail just to have a dig!

Ha! Fair play dude. Steve = England's 12th man!

**Mojo Tartarus** · 06-07-2012, 04:51 PM

Originally Posted by Steve Austin

They're cunts pretty much

11th man if Barry is playing

Damn true!

I take it you're glad he's nobbled?

**Mojo Tartarus** · 06-07-2012, 04:56 PM

Originally Posted by Steve Austin

Of course! He's average and I just know he'd start if he was there, Parker is much better and I'd rather see Milner play.

Everytime I see Barry play, I always wonder why he was taught to run as though he was going through thick custard!

**Mojo Tartarus** · 06-07-2012, 05:00 PM

Originally Posted by Steve Austin

Haha I just thought he was taught to play without using his legs incase he had an accident and it seems he's forget how to play the proper way

Gonna miss Lampard though, been great playing deeper and more defensively for Chelsea for a while now, would of been good to have in there with Parker and Gerrard further forward!

Yup, I'll miss his cheeky chubby little face!

**akbar** · 06-07-2012, 05:01 PM

Originally Posted by Steve Austin

The same as every tournemant, Quarter Final at worst and best! I think Semi's but I could see us winning.

We all know if England go out it will be Liverpool's and Hodgson's fault.

This is exactly what the back page will look like when/if England are knocked out...