The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

**Giddy** · 06-10-2012, 09:26 PM

Originally Posted by THE HEARTBREAK KID

Taking over the show.. What one were you on about?.

We've never talked about that dude!

**THE HEARTBREAK KID** · 06-10-2012, 09:29 PM

Originally Posted by Giddy

We've never talked about that dude!

Check you're inbox man.. we did.

I said do you think we could do it.. You replied: "Redemption is my show.. I can do what I want, Yes I am a cunt"

Something like that anyways.

**pauadrian** · 06-10-2012, 10:06 PM

Originally Posted by BennyTheBall

Me too. Turns out that he ended up at Hull to discuss a move to Leicester.

Seriously though, I don't mean to knock the guy. Such a great talent, and his wife is stunning. I asked her once how she keeps her face looking so young, to which she replied that after sex, Emile likes to finish up on her arse.

NO we want Heskey

**pauadrian** · 06-10-2012, 10:08 PM

Originally Posted by Giddy

We've never talked about that dude!

It's in your freakin inbox

**pauadrian** · 06-10-2012, 10:09 PM

Originally Posted by Steve Austin

Pau you really need to shut the fuck off and stay the fuck away you cunt.

Ok

*Pau goes away and forms the Kliq*

**BennyTheBall** · 06-11-2012, 03:47 PM

Deadly Doug Ellis says that Lambert is the right man for the Villa.

Dear Herbert Douglas Ellis,

Please die.

Thanks,

Benny The Ball

**akbar** · 06-11-2012, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by BennyTheBall

Deadly Doug Ellis says that Lambert is the right man for the Villa.

Dear Herbert Douglas Ellis,

Please die.

Thanks,

Benny The Ball

Me no understand... elaborate

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**BennyTheBall** · 06-11-2012, 04:10 PM

Originally Posted by akbar

Me no understand... elaborate

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Doug Ellis is the former Chairman and owner of Aston Villa. He was at the helm pre-Champions League win, left, came back, sold all the players that won us the CL and we took a nose dive into division 3.

He is a penny pinching, out of touch old bastard who is surely taking space on this earth that should be given to a soul that is more deserving.

And I can guaran-damn-tee that he had fuck all to do with the process of hiring Lambert. He has a 'President Emeritus' title. That's it.

And he claims to have been the inventor of the bicycle kick.

**akbar** · 06-11-2012, 04:21 PM

Originally Posted by BennyTheBall

Doug Ellis is the former Chairman and owner of Aston Villa. He was at the helm pre-Champions League win, left, came back, sold all the players that won us the CL and we took a nose dive into division 3.

He is a penny pinching, out of touch old bastard who is surely taking space on this earth that should be given to a soul that is more deserving.

And I can guaran-damn-tee that he had fuck all to do with the process of hiring Lambert. He has a 'President Emeritus' title. That's it.

And he claims to have been the inventor of the bicycle kick.

ahh I see...