The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[Y2Jryder]

You don't have any good players?


ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

We have some good players but or defence is still crap

[magglis]

We have some good players but or defence is still crap

Some good players?

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

RVP
ROBBEN
HUNTELLAR
STEKELENBURG
HEITINGA
SNEIJDER
DE JONG
EMANUELSON
AFELLAY
KUYT
RVDV

[Y2Jryder]

Some good players?

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

RVP
ROBBEN
HUNTELLAR
STEKELENBURG
HEITINGA
SNEIJDER
DE JONG
EMANUELSON
AFELLAY
KUYT
RVDV

RVP - Never plays good for the Dutch squad
Robben - good player when he's fit very often injured
Huntelaar - good striker but only useful when he get good chances (he was invisible today)
Stekelenburg - Isn't world class and isn't near as good as Van Der Sar. I think he shouldn't even be our first goalie
Heitinga - Why is he even in this list?????
Sneijder - you're right about this one, he's good
De Jong - You're trolling right? De Jong is an useful player, not a good player. He made a fatal mistake today.
Emanuelson - He's doing better with Milan but still no one knows what's his best position in the field is, he doesn't even play in the Dutch squad often and didn't go to the Euro's
Afellay - Decent player, for a substitute, he played worse at the Euro's and did play for Barca for like 10 minutes because of injury so can't really judge him, but he isn't as good as VDV or Sneijder.
Kuyt - NOOOO
VDV - Good player, no world class but he's a good player but can't even play for 90 facking minutes

[magglis]

RVP - Never plays good for the Dutch squad
Robben - good player when he's fit very often injured
Huntelaar - good striker but only useful when he get good chances (he was invisible today)
Stekelenburg - Isn't world class and isn't near as good as Van Der Sar. I think he shouldn't even be our first goalie
Heitinga - Why is he even in this list?????
Sneijder - you're right about this one, he's good
De Jong - You're trolling right? De Jong is an useful player, not a good player. He made a fatal mistake today.
Emanuelson - He's doing better with Milan but still no one knows what's his best position in the field is, he doesn't even play in the Dutch squad often and didn't go to the Euro's
Afellay - Decent player, for a substitute, he played worse at the Euro's and did play for Barca for like 10 minutes because of injury so can't really judge him, but he isn't as good as VDV or Sneijder.
Kuyt - NOOOO
VDV - Good player, no world class but he's a good player but can't even play for 90 facking minutes

Way much better than Belgium.
So you are trying to prove that your players suck and that's the reason that Holland doesn't win

[magglis]

What i want to be

What my mom wants me to be

What Des and Y2Jryder think i am

What THBK thinks i am

What i really am

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

What i want to be

What my mom wants me to be

What Des and Y2Jryder think i am

What THBK thinks i am

What i really am

LOL! I actually thought you was the son from that duo of Stavros flatley!

[magglis]

LOL! I actually thought you was the son from that duo of Stavros flatley!

Even worse!

Do it too

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Holland is like Portugal, both teams punch above there weight for the size of the country!

Belgium have a good team.. I really don't understand how they do so shit, If Holland had Belgium's defence they would be really good.

[magglis]

Holland is like Portugal, both teams punch above there weight for the size of the country!

Belgium have a good team.. I really don't understand how they do so shit, If Holland had Belgium's defence they would be really good.

Belgium is the future!

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Belgium is the future!

They should be the now man! Got a nice team.