The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[Shining Light]

This is just too good

[Shaz11]

Chelsea are playing really poor! LOL. 3-0 down in the first half!

[VanHooliganX]

Chelsea are playing really poor! LOL. 3-0 down in the first half!

All is well!

Chelseas only and final chance ever to win this and they're getting raped.

[VanHooliganX]

4-0! HAHAHAHAHA!

This is class!

I like Athletico Madrid even more now.

[Destruction]

Best non-Liverpool win in recent times.

I rather have Falcao than Dempsey, although honestly, I'd rather have Sturridge.

[VanHooliganX]

Best non-Liverpool win in recent times.

I rather have Falcao than Dempsey, although honestly, I'd rather have Sturridge.

The useless Sturridge who played for Team GB or the meh Sturridge who plays for England and Chelsea? :P

[Destruction]

The useless Sturridge who played for Team GB or the meh Sturridge who plays for England and Chelsea? :P

The meh Sturridge. Honestly, I rather sell Downing, and get a better winger, who will battle Borini and Sterling to get in the team.

[akbar]

I rather have Falcao than Dempsey

What an understatement, Dempsey is overrated in my eyes,

glad we ain't going to get him and he's probably going to be at Liverpool to be another flop signing.

[VanHooliganX]

Nigel De Jong going and Garcia from Benfica joining us. He any good?

[Destruction]

What an understatement, Dempsey is overrated in my eyes,

glad we ain't going to get him and he's probably going to be at Liverpool to be another flop signing.

Deal all but dead bro