The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[Wade Barrett 1979]

I'm happy (at bloody last ) 3 points in the bag! Plus a cracking display from Bellamy and a return and goal for Stevie G!! This makes Wade a happy boy!

[Steve Austin]

I'm happy (at bloody last ) 3 points in the bag! Plus a cracking display from Bellamy and a return and goal for Stevie G!! This makes Wade a happy boy!

Damn straight chief! Bellamy has been a terrific signing!

Oh how I've missed Gerrard! Finally a player who doesn't put in a low cross

He was brilliant tonight, great to have him back!

Carroll was a little unlucky, not great service until Gerrard come on but there is no excuse for a pro-footballer to be taking a touch that bad.

Also what a great clearence from Skrtel as well as another great performance from our back 4, Johnson is getting stronger defensively every week and I don't even need to mention how good Enrique was because he's that good every week.

Great performance, deserved 3 points, bring on City!

(Damn straight you get a nice summary!)

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Damn straight chief! Bellamy has been a terrific signing!

Oh how I've missed Gerrard! Finally a player who doesn't put in a low cross

He was brilliant tonight, great to have him back!

Carroll was a little unlucky, not great service until Gerrard come on but there is no excuse for a pro-footballer to be taking a touch that bad.

Also what a great clearence from Skrtel as well as another great performance from our back 4, Johnson is getting stronger defensively every week and I don't even need to mention how good Enrique was because he's that good every week.

Great performance, deserved 3 points, bring on City!

(Damn straight you get a nice summary!)

All I can say is:

[Juvenile Junkie]

Andy Carroll hit the bar...........the irony.

[Steve Austin]

All I can say is:

Haha brilliant chief!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Haha brilliant chief!

I thank you!

[Pumpkinhead]

A Liverpool win, that is getting strange these days

[VanHooliganX]

United vs. Blackburn ....Really?

I mean I know we have Sunderland who struggled to bea them but United don't face someone until the 4th and thats against Newcastle...

Enjoy your 20th premier league title. Maybe next year the FA will stop fucking up the fixtures.

Seriously they've added 14 extra games this year to January and City gain the most.

[Tomsta666]

I had dream that Man United beat Blackburn 7-0 and I won loads of money,
by betting that they would win by at least 5.

I'm taking that as a premonition and i'm off to the bookies first thing. Who's with me?!

[VanHooliganX]

I had dream that Man United beat Blackburn 7-0 and I won loads of money,
by betting that they would win by at least 5.

I'm taking that as a premonition and i'm off to the bookies first thing. Who's with me?!

I'd do the bet to score 5 or more. Then win by 5.

You'd be seriosuly pissed if it finishes 5-1.

Also, because theres no end to how pathetic I am. You up for joining the Premier League prediction contest Tom