The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[CGBigMan]

Unsure really.

If away we'd lose since Arsenal stadium is 1 of about 7 boogey stadiums for us but we're home and we're pretty strong at home.

Still, I have a gut feeling of a draw if I'm honest. The way this week is going we should drop points like last week too...

Having said my typical City pessimism, Aguero returns

Truth be told, I'd love to win the League Cup this year so I'm more pumped for City-Villa then this 1.

Im thinkin City will sneak a 1-0 today but arsenal have been playin well so it will be tough

[Shaz11]

Nope, I was wrong.

Sterling has 2 kids, and they're from 2 different women. He's a horny little fucker.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Nice to see our push for relegation is still going well.

[Shaz11]

Nice to see our push for relegation is still going well.

Highly doubt you're gonna get relegated. Even though you were being sarcastic lol.

[Tommy Thunder]

Nope, I was wrong.

Sterling has 2 kids, and they're from 2 different women. He's a horny little fucker.

Wait, Raheem Sterling has 2 kids?! Isn't he only like 17?!

[VanHooliganX]

Nice to see our push for relegation is still going well.

I'm sorry man

I know that feel. If it makes you feel better you really can't get relegated lol

Villa exist, Southampton or Reading will take another slot and Wigan or Norwich will take the final spot so you're covered

[Shaz11]

Wait, Raheem Sterling has 2 kids?! Isn't he only like 17?!

EXACTLY.

Jheeze, I wonder how many kids he'll have by the age of 25.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

EXACTLY.

Jheeze, I wonder how many kids he'll have by the age of 25.

He'll need to be on 100 grand a week to cover all the CSA.

[Tommy Thunder]

EXACTLY.

Jheeze, I wonder how many kids he'll have by the age of 25.

And from 2 different women too you say?
What a slag!

[magglis]

Nice to see RVP score again even with a penalty.Liverpool was better before and after the red card and it was a red card for me but he penalty was a bad decision.