The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[VanHooliganX]

Ahh you cunt

Btw that sentence was perfect English but well done with the cheap shot. Maybe the joke was a bit vague but blame that on your humor not my English.

It seems your Jimmies have been rustled!

Since Magglis has left you can take his place as 1 of the roll eye sisters.

Wasn't a cheap shot, I could do much, much, much worse if I were to cheap shot you. Furthermore it wasn't a joke, I was suggesting you should make sure you don't type stuff that can be interrupted in a way that isn't what you're trying to say.

God forbid you admit self fault to your quote. Must be everyone else right?

[akbar]

Chelsea:

- Dominated by City, 3-2 flattered them
- Athletico Madrid owned them
- Showed their true colours vs QPR
- Cheated Stoke
- Arsenal couldn't take their chances else they'd of won/drawn


Chelsea = Flukey as fuck

Please notice Chelsea seem to score most of their goals from dead balls too but lets not go into that.

I've been smoking so much that I apparently missed Hazard being "amazing" this season.

[VanHooliganX]

I've been smoking so much that I apparently missed Hazard being "amazing" this season.

He isn't. He's doing good, but not great. Massively overrated.

[akbar]

It seems your Jimmies have been rustled!

Since Magglis has left you can take his place as 1 of the roll eye sisters.

Wasn't a cheap shot, I could do much, much, much worse if I were to cheap shot you. Furthermore it wasn't a joke, I was suggesting you should make sure you don't type stuff that can be interrupted in a way that isn't what you're trying to say.

God forbid you admit self fault to your quote. Must be everyone else right?

Noo idea what you're talking about the sisters.

And the quicker everyone else realizes it's them and not me, the better.

[Tomsta666]

Noo idea what you're talking about the sisters.

And the quicker everyone else realizes it's them and not me, the better.

[akbar]

Van's boyfriend comes just in time

On a side not, Just saw on MOTD the second goal Suarez scored, cliinnical finish,

[VanHooliganX]

Van's boyfriend comes just in time

On a side not, Just saw on MOTD the second goal Suarez scored, cliinnical finish,

Don't be jealous boo-boo.

Just cause he has a better personality, looks, ass, etc then you doesn't mean you can't find someone.

[Tomsta666]

Van's boyfriend comes just in time

Damn right!

After coitus we enjoy bacon sandwiches and pints of beer.

Love know no boundries

[Shaz11]

My boyfriend was banned.

[VanHooliganX]

Damn right!

After coitus we enjoy bacon sandwiches and pints of beer.

Love know no boundries

Fuck yeah!
Team friendship!