The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[akbar]

Walcott is the obvious Robin to Ox.

Ooo Bad luck to Sterling and Shelvey then, tell them to come back next year though, yeah?

[Steve Austin]

Ooo Bad luck to Sterling and Shelvey then, tell them to come back next year though, yeah?

Scores a goal against San Marino and you're his biggest fan... Arsenal fans

Sterling has already exceeded Walcott's ability and he's 8 years younger.

Really isn't. He's been poor for seasons now. He struggled against Moldova for crying out loud.

Implying Carrick can tackle.

He's been solid for Utd for years, can pick a pass and covers the back four well.

Implying Barry can tackle.

[Tommy Thunder]

Don't know how Wales are beating Scotland, it sure as hell isn't thanks to Coleman. Hope we can hang on for the win. I'm pissed that S4C aren't showing it

San marino haven't scored a goal for 4 years, and their manager is a high school PE teacher. True story.

Carrick isn't shit. Far from it. H's been one of United's best players over the past 2 seasons. I'd say last season he was our best player. Might not play well for England, but who cares.
Welbeck is quality, and there's nothing wrong with his finishing.

5-0 is nothing short of what England fans should have expected tonight.

[VanHooliganX]

He's been solid for Utd for years, can pick a pass and covers the back four well.

Implying Barry can tackle.

You been watching the same Carrick?

Informing actually, he made more tackles then anyone from City. We also had 1 of the most tackles altogether.

So informing.

Come on Steve, shape up.

[Steve Austin]

Don't know how Wales are beating Scotland, it sure as hell isn't thanks to Coleman. Hope we can hang on for the win. I'm pissed that S4C aren't showing it

San marino haven't scored a goal for 4 years, and their manager is a high school PE teacher. True story.

Carrick isn't shit. Far from it. H's been one of United's best players over the past 2 seasons. I'd say last season he was our best player. Might not play well for England, but who cares.
Welbeck is quality, and there's nothing wrong with his finishing.

5-0 is nothing short of what England fans should have expected tonight.

All about Allen and Bale and cause Sky have the rights.

Carrick is good and plays well for Utd. Rooney was the best player last season.

Welbeck is quality, I've seen his miss many a sitter and when G Nev and Fergie say his finishing needs improving I think they're right.

5-0 is adequate and what I expected.

[Steve Austin]

You been watching the same Carrick?

Informing actually, he made more tackles then anyone from City. We also had 1 of the most tackles altogether.

So informing.

Come on Steve, shape up.

yep, Carrick has been solid in that midfield for a few years now, I'm not his biggest fan but he sweeps well and has a good range of passing.

Because City always have the ball, he probably got like 5 tackles. :P

[akbar]

Scores a goal against San Marino and you're his biggest fan... Arsenal fans

Sterling has already exceeded Walcott's ability and he's 8 years younger.
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Go back a thousand pages, like Jsul days, I've been the biggest Ox fan since day 1.

[Shaz11]

Yeah, Welbeck is quality. His finishing is good, but it isn't top notch, he needs a little improving.

[Shaz11]

Go back a thousand pages, like Jsul days, I've been the biggest Ox fan since day 1.

It's true. Akkie had a crush on the Ox.

[VanHooliganX]

yep, Carrick has been solid in that midfield for a few years now, I'm not his biggest fan but he sweeps well and has a good range of passing.

Because City always have the ball, he probably got like 5 tackles. :P

We were about 5th in tackles last season lad.