The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[Steve Austin]

Meanwhile Chelsea have been denied there redevelopment. (Or for now I think)


Awesome

Haha. Their recent one did, probably gonna try somewhere else, don't think they can redevelop cause the Bridge is a shithole.

Have to find a new location, I think it was Battersea or something that was turned down.

[Steve Austin]

You don't need 60.000 seats if you're playing in the championship

Poor joke. I'm disappointed in you. (Fans would still be loyal and sell it out)

I would make an average Ajax or Dutch League joke but no one gives a damn about either.

[Y2Jryder]

Poor joke. I'm disappointed in you. (Fans would still be loyal and sell it out)

I would make an average Ajax or Dutch League joke but no one gives a damn about either.

So now you're assuming that Liverpool doesn't have gloryhunters?

[Steve Austin]

So now you're assuming that Liverpool doesn't have gloryhunters?

Didn't say they didn't, I'm saying that there are 60,000 Liverpool fans that would sell it out.

[akbar]

7) Martin O'Niell had the chance to sign Radamel Falcao at Aston Villa for £7million. He chose Emile Heskey instead.

Hahahahhahahaha oh shit!

I can imagine O'Neil saying the biggest Fuck My Life ever when he realised what he had just done.

[Y2Jryder]

Hahahahhahahaha oh shit!

I can imagine O'Neil saying the biggest Fuck My Life ever when he realised what he had just done.

You missed Ibra

[akbar]

You missed Ibra

I pretend that I never read that.

[Tommy Thunder]

[Y2Jryder]

I pretend that I never read that.

Don't be disappointed, at least Ajax had him

And you already have Chamakh

[akbar]

Don't be disappointed, at least Ajax had him

And you already have Chamakh

Exactly, We have Chamakh and you're in the Dutch League... happy days.