The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[Steve Austin]

He said he doesn't deserve to be on the bench and he was right

He starts and doesn't score, on the bench comes on and scores 2!

[VanHooliganX]

EDIN FUCKING DZEKO


lower caps

[magglis]

He starts and doesn't score, on the bench comes on and scores 2!

Haha he has become a great player this year

[VanHooliganX]

He starts and doesn't score, on the bench comes on and scores 2!

What Steve Said.

He's not scored for ages in the first half.

[magglis]

Bayern=unstoppable









Bate

[Steve Austin]

Sterling, Suso and Suarez bossing it again, great stuff!

What Steve Said.

He's not scored for ages in the first half.

Gonna have to start soon if he keeps doing this!

Especially when Balotelli hardly turns up.

Gotta give Hart credit again, one or two outstanding saves.

[Tomsta666]

U T B ! ! !

Back up to 7th, but only 3 points off the top.
The championship remains as unpredictable as ever!!

[Steve Austin]

U T B ! ! !

Back up to 7th, but only 3 points off the top.
The championship remains as unpredictable as ever!!

My 2nd favourite league!

[akbar]

Wilshere on the bench!

[Steve Austin]

• Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson, speaking about Rio Ferdinand not wearing a Kick It Out T-shirt in the warm-up before his side's game against Stoke: "At the press conference yesterday I spoke to the press about it. It is embarrassing for me. He will be dealt with, no doubt about that."