The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

**Steve Austin** · 11-02-2012, 10:26 AM

Akbar Van is king troll.

On Walcott - I wouldn't mind his as a squad player, that kind of pace is helpful no matter how poor his decision making is, the Liverpool supporting thing obviously helps but Arsenal is a better fit for him and if he doesn't stay there he's a fool, they may have CL now but I could see Spurs taking it from them this year. Liverpool need something magic to get CL this year, hopefully next season but probably not.

**VanHooliganX** · 11-02-2012, 10:27 AM

Originally Posted by akbar

You're trolling me on purpose right? because no way, you're this stupid.

10,000% serious. I could fill in the rest of England if you want but surely even you know where France and Poland are on that map.

**akbar** · 11-02-2012, 10:28 AM

Originally Posted by Steve Austin

Akbar Van is king troll.

I reckon he was serious at the start, then realized he's wrong and started trolling.

**Steve Austin** · 11-02-2012, 10:29 AM

Originally Posted by akbar

I reckon he was serious at the start, then realized he's wrong and started trolling.

Sounds about right...

Textbook Hooligan!

**THE HEARTBREAK KID** · 11-02-2012, 10:31 AM

Originally Posted by akbar

I reckon he was serious at the start, then realized he's wrong and started trolling.

That's what I was thinking also Haha! I don't really no what you guys are arguing about though.

**AshleyPunk** · 11-02-2012, 10:40 AM

Anyone read the article about Roberto and how he was tempted to go to French League team Monaco.... Before he decided to sign a new 5 year deal

**THE HEARTBREAK KID** · 11-02-2012, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by AshleyPunk

Anyone read the article about Roberto and how he was tempted to go to French League team Monaco.... Before he decided to sign a new 5 year deal

Really? that's weird.

**AshleyPunk** · 11-02-2012, 10:49 AM

Originally Posted by THE HEARTBREAK KID

Really? that's weird.

Being serious, he was offered jobs in several clubs across Europe and that was his top choice, before he signed the multi-million pound deal for 5 years at Man City

**THE HEARTBREAK KID** · 11-02-2012, 10:53 AM

Originally Posted by AshleyPunk

Being serious, he was offered jobs in several clubs across Europe and that was his top choice, before he signed the multi-million pound deal for 5 years at Man City

Yeah but Monaco? wow that would have been a strange choice.

Interesting though