The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[Y2Jryder]

In all seriousness I think Suarez is playing as good as RVP. They would have a good battle for second best, it's a shame they'll never catch the number 1 Olivier Giroud though.

So kids, this is what alcohol can do to you

[Steve Austin]

Talking to you make me money

Or I sent you a care package...

In his dreams!
And I didn't say that I liked Suarez, in fact, I said that I think he's a dick. I just said that he's a quality player, which is a fact.

In my dreams Ryder terrorises you to an eventual suicide.

[AshleyPunk]

Think again

I can take any guy on

[Tommy Thunder]

In my dreams Ryder terrorises you to an eventual suicide.

Ryder makes me laugh. Suicide by laughter sounds like a good way to go

[magglis]

In his dreams!
And I didn't say that I liked Suarez, in fact, I said that I think he's a dick. I just said that he's a quality player, which is a fact.

You what i love more than bantering




Nah,man i'm just jk like you did

[magglis]

Or I sent you a care package...



In my dreams Ryder terrorises you to an eventual suicide.

You make no sense

[Steve Austin]

Oh dear so as Savile did, does he go for even younger???

I can only assume he does and has been doing so for years!

Lock your doors kids!

1, 2 Wade is coming for you!

[Y2Jryder]

Ryder makes me laugh. Suicide by laughter sounds like a good way to go

I do my best to entertain everybody, even United fans

[akbar]

So kids, this is what alcohol can do to you

Weed isn't alcohol








If you know what I mean









No I don't know what I mean either

[Steve Austin]

I do my best to entertain everybody, even United fans

Doing your bit for charity!

You make no sense

How original...