The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[vinnienfg]

You like MJ then? just as well because Arsenal are Bad and there top stars always seem to Beat it.. with your thriller defence and Wenger blaming everything else when he should be looking at the man in the mirror.

haha brilliant. You should probably stop there before Akbar breaks into a rendition of Leave Me Alone.

[Karsten Langenfeld]

Haha I was at the stadium,

It was a hard game to watch, something went wrong during the match We had more possession but you had 3 chances and scored 3 times in the first half.. well played.

Loved the Dortmund fans.

The thing that went wrong is what Jürgen Klopp calls 'counterpressing'. Means you allow the opponent team a lot of possession, but as soon as they reach your side of the field you attack them ferociously and close all the gaps so they cant play a single good pass without the risk of interference. Check the statistics, The Dortmund team usually runs 10 km more than their opponents every game.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Talking of Jackson, he would have enjoyed today. Watching Liverpool getting fucked by Young Boys.

[Y2Jryder]

The thing that went wrong is what Jürgen Klopp calls 'counterpressing'. Means you allow the opponent team a lot of possession, but as soon as they reach your side of the field you attack them ferociously and close all the gaps so they cant play a single good pass without the risk of interference. Check the statistics, The Dortmund team usually runs 10 km more than their opponents every game.

no shit

[Karsten Langenfeld]

Check this summers german cup finals against Bayern Munich. I mean..those are no lightweights...but Dortmund thrashed them 5:2.

But enough bragging. I thought your fans were rather impressive. And not too much of that antigerman stuff you usually hear a lot when germany meets the netherlands.

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

This is it, stop saying all these cheesy jokes.

Hey! I thought that was decent

Haha brilliant

Thanks man!

haha brilliant. You should probably stop there before Akbar breaks into a rendition of Leave Me Alone.

LOL! Well played sir

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Talking of Jackson, he would have enjoyed today. Watching Liverpool getting fucked by Young Boys.

LOL! Well played Wade, well played.

[Nexus n' Eights]

It was Roma fans who attacked the Spurs fans.Boy,this sounds like a wrestling storyline.Can't imagine ever having the need to inflict bodily harm over someone because they don't support Celtic,people take their fanaticism too far.

[Y2Jryder]

It was Roma fans who attacked the Spurs fans.Boy,this sounds like a wrestling storyline.Can't imagine ever having the need to inflict bodily harm over someone because they don't support Celtic,people take their fanaticism too far.

Lazio fans are the worst scum there is on earth

[Nexus n' Eights]

Lazio fans are the worst scum there is on earth

jewish-related chants aimed @ Spurs fans too.Its actually sad that the biggest news to come out of the Europa League this season is a bar fight and anti-jewish chants