The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[Steve Austin]

For shame Steve. You missed a golden opportunity to edit his quote to Ashley Young.

C'mon man!

Too easy Van. Could of used few other Utd players too. Fact is Suarez hasn't dived for a while yet no one seems to notice that, someone else dives (Ridgewell yesterday and not for the first time!) And no one mentions it. Jealous of Suarez' ability and people wished they had him? Probably!

[VanHooliganX]

Too easy Van. Could of used few other Utd players too. Fact is Suarez hasn't dived for a while yet no one seems to notice that, someone else dives (Ridgewell yesterday and not for the first time!) And no one mentions it. Jealous of Suarez' ability and people wished they had him? Probably!

I've just kinda stopped caring about who dives and who doesn't. Granted the people who don't have my respect for not being tools but diving is just a part of the game now

To be honest about Suarez. If we didn't have 4 strikers I'd love to have him but we REALLY don't need a 5th.

[vinnienfg]

Was after their defeat to Norwich last week lol

I feel an urge to say fickle fan. haha

[Steve Austin]

I've just kinda stopped caring about who dives and who doesn't. Granted the people who don't have my respect for not being tools but diving is just a part of the game now

To be honest about Suarez. If we didn't have 4 strikers I'd love to have him but we REALLY don't need a 5th.

Most footballers do it these days, almost every foul the player could stay on their feet yet Suarez goes down a little easy he's worse than Hitler! Just part of the game.

Don't need a 5th striker but you need a Luis Suarez!

[VanHooliganX]

Most footballers do it these days, almost every foul the player could stay on their feet yet Suarez goes down a little easy he's worse than Hitler! Just part of the game.

Don't need a 5th striker but you need a Luis Suarez!

I'm okay without him for now. If Dzeko ends up leaving then aye I'll give you a call ;D

[AshleyPunk]

I feel an urge to say fickle fan. haha

Nahhh think he converted back lol
Ain't a blue blood

[Steve Austin]

I'm okay without him for now. If Dzeko ends up leaving then aye I'll give you a call ;D

Stay away!

[VanHooliganX]

He's all yours!

Ah cheers!

We'll pick him up around January ;D

[Steve Austin]

Ah cheers!

We'll pick him up around January ;D

Damn you and your fine editing skills!





29 mins! #IJUSTCANTGETENOUGH

[VanHooliganX]

Damn you and your firm ass!

Steady on lad.

But thank you, I am rather proud of my tush.