The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Magician and Bradford fan Dynamo claims he helped his side to a shock victory over Arsenal by having a hand in Gunners defender Thomas Vermaelen's missed penalty.

This sounds like its the kind of excuse that arsene ( i talk utter shite to my fans) Wenger would normally come out with.

That's class.

[Tomsta666]

Magicians really are twats arent they?

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Magicians really are twats arent they?

Dynamo is awesome.

[AshleyPunk]

Dynamo is awesome.

Them eyes of his are blue as LOL

[Tomsta666]

Dynamo is awesome.

Maybe, havent seen much of him. But that was quite a twatty thing to say. It reminds me of Uri Geller claiming he made Gary McCallister miss that penalty in Euro '96. What a twat Blaine is the king of the magician twats though

[Shaz11]

Dreams? Chill out man he's not Messi or Ronaldo

Yeah it was a joke, lol. He does have the potential to be something big though.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Them eyes of his are blue as LOL

Not really one for gazing into a fella's eyes.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Maybe, havent seen much of him. But that was quite a twatty thing to say. It reminds me of Uri Geller claiming he made Gary McCallister miss that penalty in Euro '96. What a twat Blaine is the king of the magician twats though

That was Uri, he dropped a spoon out of the helicopter, put him right off.

Yeah I'm sure I'm not the only one who only follows Blaine's stunts in the hope he drowns, freezes to death, gets electrocuted etc.

[AshleyPunk]

Not really one for gazing into a fella's eyes.

I would recommend it lol

[Shaz11]

Not really one for gazing into a fella's eyes.

Unless its an OAP.