The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[Shining Light]

Not sure there's a better strikeforce than RVP and Rooney, love watching them play up front together as if they've done so for years.

Still can't get over the fact that we signed him though, get goosebumps every time he takes a corner!

[Steve Austin]

Still can't get over the fact that we signed him though, get goosebumps every time he takes a corner!

Almost as good as Gervinho and Giroud!

[Shining Light]

Almost as good as Gervinho and Giroud!

Oh you

[Wade Barrett 1979]

I think he means 2nd in the Championship next year.

[Pumpkinhead]

I think he means 2nd in the Championship next year.

Good to see you don't take things too seriously

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Good to see you don't take things too seriously

It's footy banter, I thrive on it.

[Pumpkinhead]

Almost as good as Gervinho and Giroud!

Susso

[Y2Jryder]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/sports-...ality/20749871

Class!

I love the Poznan I always get goosebumps when they do it here in the Amsterdam Arena or our away supporters

[VanHooliganX]

I love the Poznan I always get goosebumps when they do it here in the Amsterdam Arena or our away supporters

Best Poznans I'd say were the Irish Poznan at Euro 2012. Shame they didn't score after that. Good fanbase considering they don't always qualify. Semi final Poznan before United and last nights poznan lol

[VanHooliganX]

Chatting to Tomsta. "I don't really mean to be rude here Reading but if you're going to be playing us next year you need to start getting points from somewhere. Even the bigger teams."

Instantly Arsenal get a 2nd.

"Welp! Nice having ya Reading. Wanna come up for tea next season Tomsta?"