The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[B-MCINTYRE]

At least have an idea of what's happening before you decide to be a twat.

I'm going to go ahead and assume that to be god almighty YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!1

[Steve Austin]

[Steve Austin]

Shame to see him go as I was a fan but probably best thing for all 3 clubs and Sahin that he's back at Dortmund.


Nuri Sahin insists his brief loan spell with Liverpool was worth it because he got to play alongside Steven Gerrard.

[Steve Austin]

Karagounis, take a bow for the 2nd week in a row son!

[Tommy Thunder]

Another goal for Lakaku. The guy is a machine. I know he hates being compared to Drogba, but boy, he's got the potential.

Great goal from Karagounis! I'm so glad that he's finally getting a chance to play in a top league! And even at 35 he's really been quality lately for Fulham.

[Steve Austin]

Chris Wood - What a signing for Leicester!

2 goals on his debut, 1 in the cup and now a first half hattrick today! 6 in 2 and a half games and 17 goals this season.

Showing some of that potential now.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

I'm hoping Wigan get at least a point, keep Villa in the bottom 3.

[Steve Austin]

I'm hoping Wigan get at least a point, keep Villa in the bottom 3.

I'm hoping Paige jumps out of my screen, two things that aint gonna happen!

[B-MCINTYRE]

I'm hoping Paige jumps out of my screen, two things that aint gonna happen!

Another thing that won't happen is Liverpool winning another cup...

[Shaz11]

Another thing that won't happen is Liverpool winning another cup...

And B-Mac being a successful troll definitely won't happen.