The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[Shaz11]

Hey, she's a nice lady... At least she isn't a useless laptop that is crappy.

But how would you know my laptop is crappy? o_O

knowswhatscoming

[Steve Austin]

'Arry must think he's still at Spurs. Remy and M'Vila are a little bit out of your reach, not as simple when Levy isn't there to deal with everything for ya!

[B-MCINTYRE]

But how would you know my laptop is crappy? o_O

knowswhatscoming

Because you haven't stopped complaining about it...

[Shaz11]

Because you haven't stopped complaining about it...

No. I was complaining about the fact that it didn't come when it was supposed to.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

What the funk you doing Baggies?

[Wade Barrett 1979]

What the funk you doing Baggies?

And now 3-2 down ?!!

[Steve Austin]

What the funk you doing Baggies?

Overachieving... They've corrected that! Fair play Reading.


Terry comes on to make his return! Chelsea will be pleased. 2 mins laters - Terry gives away a penalty.

[B-MCINTYRE]

No. I was complaining about the fact that it didn't come when it was supposed to.

Were you or were you not complaining about the laptop...

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Overachieving... They've corrected that! Fair play Reading.


Terry comes on to make his return! Chelsea will be pleased. 2 mins laters - Terry gives away a penalty.

Walters misses penalty. Hahahahahaha.

[Steve Austin]

Since Benteke got all that praise he's been shocking. No Lukaku anyway.