The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[Steve Austin]

People are saying it's too much, but to be fair- I think he's ready for EPL. He's got potential, and I think he'll be a hit for Utd. A loan back to Palace would be a good thing as well.

He won't get in your team! Arsenal or Spurs would suit him more, needs to be loaned back to Palace for the rest of this season though.

[Steve Austin]

How many times do you wanna die man?

4-5 times every Arsenal game.

[Y2Jryder]

Well this ruined the game early

[Steve Austin]

There are around 2,000 City fans at the Emirates today, with some boycotting because of the £62 ticket price, but they are out-singing the 58,000 Arsenal supporters at the moment

Standard that...

[akbar]

4-5 times every Arsenal game.

Pretty much.

[Steve Austin]

Poor girl I'll help you!

[B-MCINTYRE]

Poor girl I'll help you!

Silly girl, she doesn't need a bikini...

[akbar]

OH DEAR LORD.

That was the worst shot in the history of Football by Diaby.

[Steve Austin]

OH DEAR LORD.

That was the worst shot in the history of Football by Diaby.

Pretty sure he's injured now too.

Silly girl, she doesn't need a bikini...

That's how I was gonna help her.

[B-MCINTYRE]

OH DEAR LORD.

That was the worst shot in the history of Football by Diaby.

Are they singing " You're shit, you're shit, you're shit you're shit you're shit."