The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

**VanHooliganX** · 01-27-2013, 08:18 AM

Originally Posted by Wade Barrett 1979

It's because ManU, Chelski, Arse and Spurs will always get more hatred. Deserved too.

Yeah, we're more hated due to location lol

Although give it a few more years and we'll be despised. We're already responsible for killing:

- Blackburn - Took Santa Cruz and never were the same.
- Aston Villa - Took Barry and 1 season later Milner, this lead to O' Neal quitting and they've never been the same.
- Arsenal - Kolo, Clichy, Adebayor, Nasri. Never really replaced every area.

Just to name a few lol

Only teams that've taken advantage since we got an allowance is QPR and Spurs(Gave them Adebayor, finished 4th in assisting and scoring last season which nearly got them Champions League lol)

**Wade Barrett 1979** · 01-27-2013, 08:19 AM

Rooney looks like Shrek, Suarez like Donkey.

Donkey was funnier, therefore Suarez is better.

Thought I'd get on the same logical level as a ManU fan.

**Steve Austin** · 01-27-2013, 08:19 AM

Yes Leeds!

**Wade Barrett 1979** · 01-27-2013, 08:21 AM

Originally Posted by VanHooliganX

Yeah, we're more hated due to location lol

Although give it a few more years and we'll be despised. We're already responsible for killing:

- Blackburn - Took Santa Cruz and never were the same.
- Aston Villa - Took Barry and 1 season later Milner, this lead to O' Neal quitting and they've never been the same.
- Arsenal - Kolo, Clichy, Adebayor, Nasri. Never really replaced every area.

Just to name a few lol

Only teams that've taken advantage since we got an allowance is QPR and Spurs(Gave them Adebayor, finished 4th in assisting and scoring last season which nearly got them Champions League lol)

We thank you for destroying Villa and Arsenal though.

**magglis** · 01-27-2013, 08:21 AM

Originally Posted by Steve Austin

Half of his goals are pen, Suarez doesn't take pens. Rooney hasn't played much against top teams and Suarez has.

Making excuses, as it stands, Suarez is a better player, 2nd to only RVP striker wise.

He is not a better player he is just having a better season so far but i'm not making excuses. I'm not making anything up.Its a fact that Rooney played less games that Suarez this season

**Steve Austin** · 01-27-2013, 08:23 AM

Originally Posted by magglis

He is not a better player he is just having a better season so far but i'm not making excuses. I'm not making anything up.Its a fact that Rooney played less games that Suarez this season

Stupidest thing I've ever heard.

It's a fact that Suarez is better.

**VanHooliganX** · 01-27-2013, 08:23 AM

Originally Posted by Wade Barrett 1979

Rooney looks like Shrek, Suarez like Donkey.

Donkey was funnier, therefore Suarez is better.

Thought I'd get on the same logical level as a ManU fan.

So what you're saying is Suarez is Black? Since voiced by Eddie Murphy. But Suarez is Uruguayan and therefore not Argentinian. Which means he can't be black. Since every Argentinian is Black and no-one else in South America is Black.

THEREFORE! Your logic is flawed good sir.

**Steve Austin** · 01-27-2013, 08:24 AM

Chelsea's Squad Cost 170 Million Pound and Brentford Squad Cost only 1000

**Wade Barrett 1979** · 01-27-2013, 08:25 AM

Originally Posted by VanHooliganX

So what you're saying is Suarez is Black? Since voiced by Eddie Murphy. But Suarez is Uruguayan and therefore not Argentinian. Which means he can't be black. Since every Argentinian is Black and no-one else in South America is Black.

THEREFORE! Your logic is flawed good sir.

You may be right.