The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

I've dreamt of United fans and mini guns before funnily enough.

I bet you have there's more chance of that happening then winning the league mind so I don't blame you.

[Steve Austin]

Nearly choked on my tea.

Haha class.

HAHA!

The way these cup ties have gone, that probably will be the toughest tie.

I mean admit it, you thought Oldham away was going to be a bye now didn't you?

Of course I did, apart from the Prem's top 5 I expect us to walk every game.

[Shaz11]

Nearly choked on my tea.

Funny how you mention tea, I'm drinking it right now.

[magglis]

I love you all! Except Magglis.


Magglis can fuck off.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

I'm gonna leave for a few minutes but

I prefer your paint with potatos pictures.

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

HAHA!

The way these cup ties have gone, that probably will be the toughest tie.

I mean admit it, you thought Oldham away was going to be a bye now didn't you?

It was a bye.. a goodbye to the FA Cup for another season!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

I bet you have there's more chance of that happening then winning the league mind so I don't blame you.

This actually cheered me up.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Funny how you mention tea, I'm drinking it right now.

Tea is absolute Baws.

[The Revenant]

Yeah.. he did well with Remy after all.

Never heard of him

[Steve Austin]

It was a bye.. a goodbye to the FA Cup for another season!

Nicely done.