The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[Shaz11]

(I'm cool now.)

Van Hooliganaters gonna Van Hooliganate.

[VanHooliganX]

Let's do a little fun facts shall we. Just for shiggles.

Obviously Swansea or Bradford will be next in line and United look like winning #20 but until the final happens and all other trophies are decided.

Here is the list of the last teams to win something:

1 - Chelshit - Champions League in the cheapest way possible
2 - Manchester City - 12/13 Premier League (Yeah, I'm excluding the Charity shield)
3 - Liverpool - League Cup 2012
4 - Manchester United - 11/12 Premier League
5 - Birmingham City - League Cup 2011
6 - Spurs - League Cup 2008
7 - Portsmouth - FA Cup 2008
8 - Arsenal - FA Cup 2005
9 - Middlesbrough - League Cup 2004
10 - Blackburn Rovers - League Cup 2002

Top 4 is a United fans worst nightmare lol

Just for more shiggles though. Most successful English clubs.

1 - Liverpool = 41
2 - Man Utd = 40
3 - Arsenal = 27
4 - Aston Villa = 20
5 - Chelsea = 18
6 - Spurs = 17
7 - Everton = 15
8 - Newcastle = 11
8 - Man City = 11
10 - Blackburn = 10

[Shaz11]

Van Hooliganaters gonna Van Hooliganate.

I just had to say that, lol.

[Steve Austin]

Top 4 is a United fans worst nightmare lol

Just for more shiggles though. Most successful English clubs.

1 - Liverpool = 41
2 - Man Utd = 40
3 - Arsenal = 27
4 - Aston Villa = 20
5 - Chelsea = 18
6 - Spurs = 17
7 - Everton = 15
8 - Newcastle = 11
8 - Man City = 11
10 - Blackburn = 10

This is why I don't get it when people say history doesn't matter. You're suppose to win something and forget about it?

Winning CL 5 times is a massive achievement but lets never mention it. Fools.

[VanHooliganX]

You've always been cool!

:3 Weally?

Van Hooliganaters gonna Van Hooliganate.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

I'm offski fellas catch you laters.

[Steve Austin]

:3 Weally?

Of course!

[Steve Austin]

I'm offski fellas catch you laters.

Laters chieftan!

[Shaz11]

:3 Weally?

I prefer the gif where that chick is shaking her ass, and then it comes up with "Haters gonna hate"

[VanHooliganX]

I'm offski fellas catch you laters.

Enjoy your oatmeal.