The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[VanHooliganX]

Haha this better be a joke.

Yeah you're right. Ballotelli probably would of taken him. If not Hulk would considering his size.

How about 45-5 then, just to be on the safe side.

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Anybody who thinks Gerrard can't do it anymore better step right back and TAKE THAT! Quality finish.

Fuck off Mancini, there was nothing wrong with Dzeko and the game should have played on if no foul was called.

Liverpool again played well and again threw it away. Silly mistake and I have said it for a while now, as good as Reina is, he's not up to the standards he was before. Just my opinion Steve.
Take nothing away from the finish mind.

I also called Studge would be a good signing for Pool. Good player, who needs to feel loved and he will produce.

[Steve Austin]

Yeah you're right. Ballotelli probably would of taken him. If not Hulk would considering his size.

How about 45-5 then, just to be on the safe side.

Joey Barton would faint even getting in a boxing ring! Where you get the idea he is hard from is laughable.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Don't teach them very well then considering we've just won the under 14 tournament and get to face Barca with West Hams kids and doing well under 16 level. (Nope, not bought either bro.)

But please, do rub in that we have more money then you, I love it

Yeah because that tournament means so much in the scheme of things. Brazil and Argentina haven't even made to the youth World Cup, so I'm sure their future teams will be shit then.

[VanHooliganX]

Joey Barton would faint even getting in a boxing ring! Where you get the idea he is hard from is laughable.

You make him sound like he is as weak as Suarez. Barton is a dirty bastard yes, but he isn't made of paper like you seem to think he is.

His scummy mentality shouldn't come into question. Foolish fool.

[Shining Light]

Considering the only "big team" game we have soon is Everton (and they're not really classed as big) and our next big match in the PL is City in April, I'd say it's looking more and more likely that we'll have our 20th title...

That being said, United have choked before, so I'm not 100% sure yet

[Steve Austin]

Anybody who thinks Gerrard can't do it anymore better step right back and TAKE THAT! Quality finish.

Fuck off Mancini, there was nothing wrong with Dzeko and the game should have played on if no foul was called.

Liverpool again played well and again threw it away. Silly mistake and I have said it for a while now, as good as Reina is, he's not up to the standards he was before. Just my opinion Steve.
Take nothing away from the finish mind.

I also called Studge would be a good signing for Pool. Good player, who needs to feel loved and he will produce.

He's been as equally brilliant as he has poor this season but still a top quality keeper.
No keeper this season has covered themselves in glory and there have been mistakes galore, saying he is poor when he makes less mistakes than most keepers is a tad harsh. - But he isn't as good as he's been for Liverpool.

End of the day = Sturridge, quality buy. Stevie G is world class regardless of what anyone says, it's not even debatable. We can't hold a lead to save our lives and Aguero and Dzeko is a cunt.

[VanHooliganX]

Yeah because that tournament means so much in the scheme of things. Brazil and Argentina haven't even made to the youth World Cup, so I'm sure their future teams will be shit then.

At the under 14 level, yeah it is. Silly goose. Means that level is on the correct track is all which you can't seem to realise.

Maybe, you won't know that until later now will we.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Considering the only "big team" game we have soon is Everton (and they're not really classed as big) and our next big match in the PL is City in April, I'd say it's looking more and more likely that we'll have our 20th title...

That being said, United have choked before, so I'm not 100% sure yet

Can't see where you'll drop enough points, even though there are quite a few games left. Without RVP I'd have said 75% certain to win the league, with him 90% from here.

[Steve Austin]

You make him sound like he is as weak as Suarez. Barton is a dirty bastard yes, but he isn't made of paper like you seem to think he is.

His scummy mentality shouldn't come into question. Foolish fool.

Just look at his antics v Arsenal and tell me he isn't made of paper.