The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Hello new to the forum.

My mate tweeted something that made me laugh about carroll last week.

Ladbrokes are offering 6/1 for carroll to score the first goal tonight.For those who don't understand gambling odds that means if you put £10 on carroll as !st scorer you lose £10.

Newcastle fan and hope he does good

Welcome to the greatest thread!

Nice!

I think you're our first Magpie?!

[Y2Jryder]

Andy Carroll has scored more league goals in 2012 than Adebayor, Torres, Rooney and Drogba combined. Fact.

what a legend

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Andy Carroll has scored more league goals in 2012 than Adebayor, Torres, Rooney and Drogba combined. Fact.

what a legend

Damn straight!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Todays transfer black pudding;

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/gossip/

[VanHooliganX]

Andy Carroll has scored more league goals in 2012 than Adebayor, Torres, Rooney and Drogba combined. Fact.

what a legend

Same for Dzeko then

This proves Rooney is overrated.

WANT MORE PROOF?!

In the world cup gone. Heskey got the assist for the Gerrard goal against USA. Rooney did nothing.

Heskey > All!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Same for Dzeko then

This proves Rooney is overrated.

WANT MORE PROOF?!

In the world cup gone. Heskey got the assist for the Gerrard goal against USA. Rooney did nothing.

Heskey > All!

You know it!!

[Wade Barrett 1979]

[Y2Jryder]

Monday Spurs gonna crush the Reds

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Todays transfer banjo:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/gossip/

[Pumpkinhead]

Same for Dzeko then

This proves Rooney is overrated.

WANT MORE PROOF?!

In the world cup gone. Heskey got the assist for the Gerrard goal against USA. Rooney did nothing.

Heskey > All!

Rooney overrated??, he plays as a support stirker now, also he goes backwards to help the defense and also works with the midfield to create chances

And how you can compare him with Heskey??, Heskey is a god, he can't be beaten!!!