The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

**VanHooliganX** · 02-07-2012, 05:16 PM

Originally Posted by Wade Barrett 1979

He's the pie quality assurance co-ordinator!

Good call! He can warm up the bench more then anyone.

...Cause he is fat.

**B-MCINTYRE** · 02-07-2012, 05:18 PM

Originally Posted by Steve Austin

Yeah I saw her on the phone, she said it was you

I wonder who she was video calling from our bedroom! Was just you.

**Wade Barrett 1979** · 02-07-2012, 05:19 PM

Originally Posted by VanHooliganX

Good call! He can warm up the bench more then anyone.

...Cause he is fat.

Ha! Damn straight! Natural warmth!

**Steve Austin** · 02-07-2012, 05:19 PM

Originally Posted by THECHOSEN1_B-MCINTYRE23

I wonder who she was video calling from our bedroom! Was just you.

You talking about your mum? Bit weird sharing a bedroom

**B-MCINTYRE** · 02-07-2012, 05:24 PM

Originally Posted by Steve Austin

You talking about your mum? Bit weird sharing a bedroom

Actually this is awkward I was talking about yours....

**Steve Austin** · 02-07-2012, 05:25 PM

Originally Posted by THECHOSEN1_B-MCINTYRE23

Actually this is awkward I was talking about yours....

Haha nicely done, I was talking to my mate when I read your post, he thought I was laughing at him. Now he thinks I'm lying haha.

#Paranoid

**Wade Barrett 1979** · 02-07-2012, 05:25 PM

Come on guys! 'Your mum jokes' really?

**Steve Austin** · 02-07-2012, 05:26 PM

Originally Posted by Wade Barrett 1979

Come on guys! 'Your mum jokes' really?

Your mum so old.....She's older than you!

**VanHooliganX** · 02-07-2012, 05:27 PM

Originally Posted by Wade Barrett 1979

Come on guys! 'Your mum jokes' really?

Yeah well your cousins nephew that is twice removed is sooo (you get the jist of this joke)

**VanHooliganX** · 02-07-2012, 05:28 PM

To the Chelsea fan everyone will hate he he joins: Your "star player" is so fat. He get an extreme workout walking onto the pitch!

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