The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[Tomsta666]

England under 21's game at the Riverside next week.
Trying to get a few of my mates to go... no ones interested

They call themselves football fans! shocking!!

[VanHooliganX]

England under 21's game at the Riverside next week.
Trying to get a few of my mates to go... no ones interested

They call themselves football fans! shocking!!

I'd go pal

[Pumpkinhead]

I hope we get a Manchester final in Europa League

[VanHooliganX]

I hope we get a Manchester final in Europa League

Same. We're arguably the best 2 teams in the EL now.

Although I doubt this will happen since I can see fate sticking us against each other in the next 2 draws.

Maybe not City - United in the quarters draw. But the winners of these 2 face each other semi-final draw.

Lord knows a 2-way trip to each ground would pump more entertainment into the EL then it has had in years.

[VanHooliganX]

*realises it is Thursday and we were against Porto today*


Fuck!

*looks up the results, scared as hell...is this the end of europe for Ci--4-0?! Jesus!*

[Tomsta666]

England under 21's game at the Riverside next week.
Trying to get a few of my mates to go... no ones interested

They call themselves football fans! shocking!!

Two of my Broskis came through in the end! Got my tickets ready!
Although I haven't got a fucking clue who's in the U21s squad!!

[VanHooliganX]

*realises it is Thursday and we were against Porto today*


Fuck!

*looks up the results, scared as hell...is this the end of europe for Ci--4-0?! Jesus!*

Watched the highlights online.

Major thing I can tell is Porto had 4 people back as their defence. 1 factor of why we beat them.
Every English team puts 9 or 10 back against us until they can try and counter attack. Don't get me wrong. The stats do look even but City are so scary going forward.

Removing Dzeko as well from the Torres-Carroll-Dzeko thing. He actually scores and did great to stay onside and then get to the ball

Plus Pizarro I think is now drawing with Torres (maybe 1 or 2 behind, dunno) in goals and play a lot less time than him lol

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

*realises it is Thursday and we were against Porto today*


Fuck!

*looks up the results, scared as hell...is this the end of europe for Ci--4-0?! Jesus!*

It's wednesday today mate

Well done on the win tho chief! Didn't watch the game as i was pretty busy but looks like we were shocking man! Unless United do.. i cant see anyone else stopping you in this comp!

[VanHooliganX]

It's wednesday today mate

Well done on the win tho chief! Didn't watch the game as i was pretty busy but looks like we were shocking man! Unless United do.. i cant see anyone else stopping you in this comp!

Then why the fuck did we play today?!

(technically it was Thursday here when I posted it, so I'm saved from my stupidity lol)


Ah. I honestly didn't think we would beat you, you're were the winners last year after all, not easy to do.

I'm taking EL 1 fixture at a time like City are apparently doing.

Don't see why we can't beat Sporting if we can beat Porto or Legia. But I can see us getting something shitty like Valencia and then you guys next draw lol

[THE HEARTBREAK KID]

Then why the fuck did we play today?!

(technically it was Thursday here when I posted it, so I'm saved from my stupidity lol)


Ah. I honestly didn't think we would beat you, you're were the winners last year after all, not easy to do.

I'm taking EL 1 fixture at a time like City are apparently doing.

Don't see why we can't beat Sporting if we can beat Porto or Legia. But I can see us getting something shitty like Valencia and then you guys next draw lol

We are a shadow of the team we were last season tho man, lost so many good players and ain't really brought anyone in! still an impressive win tho dude!

as for the fixtures i really don't know what is going on with them Haha! Why did it have to change from before..

Yeh Velencia are a team nobody wants to play really!