The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[Steve Austin]

Bale again, 2-1 Wales, Probably an Allen assist.

OXXXXXXXXXX YOU MACHINE! <3

Still think Welbeck is terribly overrated.

Has the touch of a shit Pedofile.

I think he's quality but needs to improve his finishing. Hardworking and a good footballer. Sturridge is overrated! Greedy twat!

[Shaz11]

What do you expect when they're the two strikers playing...

I'm just happy for them. Douchebag.

Akbar must be jizzing now, the Ox has scored!

[VanHooliganX]

Bale again, 2-1 Wales, Probably an Allen assist.

OXXXXXXXXXX YOU MACHINE! <3



I think he's quality but needs to improve his finishing. Hardworking and a good footballer. Sturridge is overrated! Greedy twat!

This. 1 BILLION TIMES THIS!

[Steve Austin]

I'm just happy for them. Douchebag.

Akbar must be jizzing now, the Ox has scored!

Haha.

How many times you mentioned guys jizzing now...


Shelvey comes on - England score 3

[akbar]

The era of The Ox has bestowed upon us... Just Saying.

[VanHooliganX]

Haha.

How many times you mentioned guys jizzing now...


Shelvey comes on - England score 3

That's cause Carrick is shite.

[Steve Austin]

That's cause Carrick is shite.

Haha he's a good Barry

The era of The Ox has bestowed upon us... Just Saying.

Raheem Sterling and Jonjo Shelvey say hello...

[akbar]

Haha he's a good Barry



Raheem Sterling and Jonjo Shelvey say hello...

Every Batman needs a Robin, The Ox is greatfull you have offered two.

[Steve Austin]

Every Batman needs a Robin, The Ox is greatfull you have offered two.

Walcott is the obvious Robin to Ox.

[VanHooliganX]

Haha he's a good Barry



Raheem Sterling and Jonjo Shelvey say hello...

Really isn't. He's been poor for seasons now. He struggled against Moldova for crying out loud.

Implying Carrick can tackle.