The DEFINITIVE English football banter thread

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Messi: "I finished the action with a shot because i was in pain and I thougt it'd be the last time I'd touch a ball for a long time."


Dat heart. Dat passion. What a guy.

Yeah I suffered a bruised knee once too. I managed to pull through but I'm still suffering with the psychological scars.

[magglis]

Yeah I suffered a bruised knee once too. I managed to pull through but I'm still suffering with the psychological scars.

I think that its pretty obvious

[VanHooliganX]

Yeah I suffered a bruised knee once too. I managed to pull through but I'm still suffering with the psychological scars.

Because you and everyone knew it was barely anything whilst kicking it right.

Hence why he's a legend at 25 and you're you.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Damn I forgot we can't make fun of St. Lionel of Messi, next time I'll stick to jokes about genocide and child muder, it'll go down better.

[VanHooliganX]

Damn I forgot we can't make fun of St. Lionel of Messi, next time I'll stick to jokes about genocide and child muder, it'll go down better.

No by all means take this piss out of him. Just find it a tad sad you'd take the piss out of him possibly injurying himself further if the injury was bad and all I said was Dat heart, which he clearly has.

That would be like me saying Gerrard has only ever given 50% every game he's ever played because he's lazy. You'd be 100% rustled say why I'd be wrong.

Having said that, Ronaldo did score against Ajax recently

[Wade Barrett 1979]

No by all means take this piss out of him. Just find it a tad sad you'd take the piss out of him possibly injurying himself further if the injury was bad and all I said was Dat heart, which he clearly has.

That would be like me saying Gerrard has only ever given 50% every game he's ever played because he's lazy. You'd be 100% rustled say why I'd be wrong.

Having said that, Ronaldo did score against Ajax recently

Not really, this is a football banter thread. I'll remember not to bother with jokes next time for the sensitive souls out there.

[AshleyPunk]

Not really, this is a football banter thread. I'll remember not to bother with jokes next time for the sensitive souls out there.

Hahahaha mon now, no fighting

[VanHooliganX]

Not really, this is a football banter thread. I'll remember not to bother with jokes next time for the sensitive souls out there.

Fuck me is it?! I thought this was the rollseye thread

I'll remember not to bother with facts/posting football stuff unless it's about Liverpool.

[VanHooliganX]

Hahahaha mon now, no fighting

Not fighting (Although I have my handbag ready Wade)

Just taking the piss with each other. Me and Steve do it all the time.

[Wade Barrett 1979]

Fuck me is it?! I thought this was the rollseye thread

I'll remember not to bother with facts/posting football stuff unless it's about Liverpool.

It's Rafa that likes the facts. I like wild inaccuracies and conjecture.