HWA official show thread

**broc808** · 08-16-2011, 01:24 PM

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**broc808** · 08-18-2011, 06:20 PM

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN WELCOME TO HWA THURSDAY NIGHT DYNASTY, im Michael Cole and do to JRs comments towards Jack Nicholas JR has been suspended so im along side my new broadcast partner Matt Striker whats uo Matt

Matt: hello ladies and gentlemen do we have a great night ahead tonight we are going to see a tag team match

Cole: that's right Matt Mark Steel will team up with Mark Dimensions to take on Tommy Thunder and Azreal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGmGI...layer_embedded

Cole: who is this?

Matt: that's our new GM Robvin

Hello Ladies and Gentlemen my name is Robvin HWA's new Gm manger. Now im not going to take up the whole show discussing what my plans will be for the future i will show u all with my actions but i do just want to go over 2 things, One being i will make it my duty and mission to get the world best wrestlers signed to HWA. Second i promise in the coming week HWA will never be the same again and you have my word on that. Now as far as tonight goes i already booked a few matches......So lets get into the first one now get a ref out here

Cole: wow new GM and hes already made a match we have a ref out here we will see what the match will be when we come back to Dynasty

the show comes back from commercial and Infernio is in the ring waiting for his opponent

Matt: we are live on Dynasty and it looks like Infernio is gonna put his 6-0 record on HWA on the line tonight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxJwP0izGgc

Cole: The Rocks Stunner wow this might be infernios toughest challenge yet

Match #1 infernio vs. the rocks stunner

Matt: and infernio with another victory to improve to 7-0

Cole: but will he stay unbeaten this Saturday against AJ Dixon

**broc808** · 08-18-2011, 06:21 PM

Last edited by broc808; 08-18-2011 at 06:47 PM.

**Giddy** · 05-03-2012, 10:13 PM

Last edited by Giddy; 05-03-2012 at 11:21 PM.

**Giddy** · 05-31-2012, 12:07 AM

Mick Foley: Oh no... Heskey is in way over his head!

Tazz: We can finally see that joke Heskey get what's coming to him!

Mick Foley: Tazz, how can you say that about Heskey? He's hysterical!

Tazz: Hysterical? I think it's gonna be hysterical watching him get the shit beat out of him!

Match #3: Azreal vs Ivanhoe Heskey

DB: Your winner, AZREAAAAAL!!!

Tazz: That... Was... AWESOME!

Mick Foley: No it wasn't! Azreal just destroyed Heskey!

Tazz: Exactly- AWESOME!

Mick Foley: That wasn't awesome! That was- OH NO! What's he doing now!?!

*Azreal picks Heskey up and throws him over the top rope. Azreal follows him out, and picks him up by his throat. Azreal picks him up and hits a huge Chokeslam through the Spanish announce table!*

Mick Foley: OH COME ON!

*Azreal laughs as he walks away, with an evil look in his eyes*

Tazz: Can tonight get any better!?!

*Commercial Break*

**Giddy** · 05-31-2012, 05:56 PM

Mick Foley: We're back here on Redemption, and what a night we've had thus far!

Tazz: Damn right! And we still have-
BISCUITS AND GRAVY!!!

Mick Foley: Tazz! Um... Who the hell are those two?

*Two men in their 40s come out to the ring*

Tazz: I have no clue... But do they look a bit... Off to you?

Mick Foley: Wait... I know who that is! It's HWA's newest tag team, Ham & Bacon!

*Ham and Bacon are both retarded, and can only say one word each. Ham says "Ham" and Bacon says "Bacon". Ham finally finds a microphone*

Ham: *ahem* Ham! ...Ham, Ham, Ham ham ham. Ham Ham Ham.

*Bacon grabs the mic*

Bacon: ...Bacon!

Ham: Ham!

*The two continue to go back and fourth until finally they start going at each other, fighting on the ground*

*Paul walks on stage with a confused look on his face*

Heyman: Ham! Bacon!

*Ham and Bacon look up confused*

Heyman: Guys... Erm...

*Heyman is obviously thinking about what the hell to do*

Heyman: I can see you two are ready for a fight! So why don't I give you a match?

*Crowd cheers and Ham gets up excitedly and screams "HAAAAAAAAAM!"*

Heyman: Okay guys! Your opponents...

Gorgaroth & Thrasher, The Coalition of Change!

Tazz: It looks like Ham & Bacon are in some trouble!

Mick Foley: Some trouble? The men's careers may be over before they've started!

Tazz: They seem to look excited though.

Mick Foley: They don't know what they're getting in to!

Match #4: Gorgaroth & Thrasher vs Ham & Bacon

(2:04-6:00)

DB: Your winners, Gorgaroth & Thrasher!!!

Tazz: Oh man, Ham & Bacon just got there asses beat!

Mick Foley: But not as bad as I thought they would!

Tazz: Well Gorgaroth & Thrasher looked great tonight-

Mick Foley: Well look who they were up against!

*Commercial Break*

**broc808** · 08-18-2011, 06:21 PM

Cole: what an impresive debut by andy amazing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVy3IxsQwK4

*Damian Icarus' music hits and he makes his way out to the ring with a mic in his hand. Damian speaks*

Time for silence. *crowd boos as Damian scoffs* Typical. Anyway, I'm sure a lot of you know by now that I, Damian Icarus, have been offered a contract by JBW. I have accepted it. I will be on Mayhem, not that it would concern any of you but I just thought I would make that clear. Now before your little minds start to race and your drugged out, inebriated, paranoid ideas begin to form, this signing was impromptu, *turns to the camera* that means it happened out of the blue for all of you who failed to make it to high school, and it had nothing to do with me not putting out the effort here in HWA. JBW simply offered me a lucrative deal on Monday night, and I signed on Tuesday. Now I'm not gonna pull a CM Punk and hold HWA for ransom, even though that sounds like a good idea, but no, I will be original. I will be staying here in HWA, along with going to JBW. Yeah that's right, you're not gonna get rid of me that easily HWA. I have some unfinished business here. It will be a new era for Damian, starting immediately. Now hold on, look at this. You people must really be excited to hear me speak, because I can see in the second row there's some asshole who's jumping up and down, spilling his beer all over the children in the front row. Get the camera on him. No, not him, red shirt. Yeah, there you go. *steps out of the ring out to the barricade* Come here. Jump over the barricade and get into the ring. *fans jumps the barricade as the crowd boos* Oh I hope you're booing him and not me. This ladies and gentleman, is what drugs and alcohol will do to your mind. *turns to fan* What's wrong with you huh? Come on, step into the ring. Don't worry, I'm not gonna shave your head. *fan gets into ring with Damian* Now, what do you have to say for yourself? *fan begins to speak and Damian pulls the mic away from his face* Okay that's enough. Good God you spit all over the mic. Listen to me when I tell you this, because it'll change your life, I..*low-blow to the fan. Damian hooks both arms and hits the Drug-Free DDT. Damian drags the fan close to the corner and hits the Icarus Wings on the fan. The crowd boos* That's what you get punk. And you, all you people who are booing me right now, you're just as bad as him. You know he deserved it. How would you feel if that was your children huh? A new era starts for Damian Icarus. That era, has just begun. *throws the mic down at the knocked out fan

Cole: wow thats the 2nd time tonight we have seen 1 of our superstars hit a fan

Matt: yes well coming up next we will see this man Damien Icarus go one on one with someone who has been called a fan at points in his career Dave Sullivan

**broc808** · 08-18-2011, 06:22 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEGI9NbH-mk
Matt: and here comes Dave Sullivan ready for a great match

Match #3 Dave Sullivan vs Damien Icarus

Cole: and what a match we have seen so far

Matt and wait Icarus has both arms hooked going for the Drug free DDT

Cole but wait sullivan bets out and hits a clothes line wait wheres he going

Sullivan gets a steel chair and beats down on Damien Icarus with it until the refs finally pull him off

Cole: Icarus wins but at what cos

**broc808** · 08-18-2011, 06:22 PM

Sully]Dave throws the chair down as the crowd's emotions change. Dave was getting a mixture of boos and cheers throughout his match, but the crowd seems to be one sided at this point. Dave demands a mic from ringside. The reaction on Dave's face is a mixture of anger...but yet some sick form of satisfaction...but more anger.

This Sunday at No Surrender, we get to see the FANTASTIC Tommy Lighting, compete off against Mark Iron! What an interesting match, I am so excited to watch that Sunday...oh wait. I already did...I already DID watch that match, LAST MONTH! And the month after that, and the month after that, and the month after that, AND THE MONTH AFTER THAT!

I for one am sick, of seeing those two in the main events every single night. Why should Marky Boy get a title shot month after month, when he isn't even that good of a competitor.

That's right...that's right I said it! Mark Iron is not a good fighter, he can't fight if his life depended on it, if it wasn't for Tommy Rainstorm carrying him through the match, you'd all be able to see it.

But being a professional wrestler, I can see right throw Mark Bronze, I can see right through him like sheet metal. Huh...sheet metal...that's what I should start calling Mark Silver. What kind of name is Silver anyways. I know it's professional wrestling and all, but look at the calender people, it's 2011! Who makes up wrestling names nowadays? What are we...the WWE? Whose next? Matthew McMillapuppy?

And don't even get me started on Tommy...That Mr. Kennedy wannabe. He's got more screws loose then the Blue Blazers harness!

The thing is, I want a title match. I deserve it more than anyone here, and Broc..if you're not going to give a title match to not only you're own cousin...but to somebody that is better than every single one of these other superstars....then I just don't know what kind of Chairman you are.

Dave's face is beat red at this point. He drops the mic and leaves the ring, as the arena begins to echo with a negative reaction.

The GM of Dynasty Robvin comes out
"listen Dave... I like you you're a good competitor... but if I remember correctly you had a chance to be #1 contender and didn't get it done and im not giving anyone something they dont deserve.... so you will not be added to the match"

Cole: looks like Dave wont get what he believes he deserves

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp8fUS91dfE

"Hello fans of the HWA! (Pop from the audience.) To any of you who don't know me, my name is Luke Jameson. I debuted just last week in a great match with Tommy Thunder and yes I lost that match, but it was a very competitive match, Tommy gave one hundred percent just like I did, and it provided a very entertaining match for you the fans so I can't be mad at the outcome. But that was last week. It is this week that we need get to.

You see I, Luke Jameson, have become very versed in the art of wrestling and only one match isn't going to prove that. I want to prove that I can take on any contender at any time and can pull my weight here in the HWA. The problem is, you can't prove yourself without an opponent and tonight I don't have an opponent. So, right here tonight, I am issuing an open challenge to anybody and I do mean anybody in the back who is in the same predicament as I am and is looking for a means to fix it. I will be right here in the middle of this ring, ready for you.(Hands the mic back to the mic guy and looks towards the stage.)"

Cole: an open challenge who will fight luke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAFWA7qxC0E
Cole: its Matt Elder

Match#4 Matt Elder vs Luke Jameson

Jameson gets the win

Cole lets go back stage wiith mike robinson

Here is HWA interviewer Mike Robinson with HWA superstar Hans Beerstein

Mike: So Hans , you requested a interview tonight, is something you wanna tell us?

Hans: Indeed my friend, I'm one of the most successfull international superstar in this roster, I have travelled around the world sharing to people the ways of the gentleman, conquering the heart of the ladies and kicking the butt of my ignorant opponents hahaha, but unfortunately of all the many titles I hve won in my career, there is one that is still missing, The HWA championship, so I, Hans Beerstein The Perfecrt Gentleman is making an oath, I will not rest until I become the new HWA cahampion hahaha, thank you for time

Mike: Strong words from Hans Beerstein ladies and gentleman

Main Event: tommy thunder and azreal vs. Mark Steel and Mark Dimensions

Cole: Steel and dimensions are victorious ladies and gentlemen goodnight and see ya next week