Sullivan: Ladies... and gentlemen... the contract I signed, stated that if Andy Amazing defeated Paul Pharaoh via Pinfall or Submission, Broc would regain all control of HWA. And if he didn't...this company would remain in the clutches of yours truly.
Well, do you all want to guess what happened? Amazing didn't win!
*Sullivantakes a sip of his martini*
Sullivan: And do you know what the means? It means, I am still the Chairman of the Hardcore Wrestling Association.
*Largecrowd boo*
Sullivan: And it's going to stay that way, for a very...long...ti-
Sullivan is finally interrupted by a voice he really didn't want to hear tonight.
Broc: I don't think so, pal!
*Very enormous crowd pop*
Broc: You see Sullivan, I know. I know I didn't win, but the thing is, neither did you. First off, let me give a shout out to Any Amazing for competing for me, and it was a real pleasure working with him. But back to business. You see Sully, this is nowhere near over. Since you so ignorantly decided not to read my contract, it costed you. Not just the fact that Billy McCoy got to be the referee, but, there's more of it that you still have been too blind to see. I just so happen to have a copy of the contract on me right now, and I'll read a little part of it to you.
And I quote: "Shall there not be a clear winner between Andy Amazing and Paul Pharaoh, Broc Flucker will still have all the privileges he had in HWA prior to the match, and Broc Flucker would also get a guaranteed rematch with any stipulation of his choosing."
Now Sullivan, as you can see, this isn't over. I get to keep the business side of HWA, AND geta rematch of any stipulation I so chose. Well Sullivan, unlike you, I'm not going to hide behind some representative and trust him to win my matches for me. No no no. I get things done by myself. So Sullivan, come Summerfest, we will be going at again, and by we I mean you and me. Not Paul Pharaoh, not Andy Amazing, not Billy McCoy, and not Tom Farrell. Me vs. You. No more lawyers, representatives, or guest referees, just me and you.
And of course; the stipulation. You see Sully, since the day I invented HWA it was meant for one thing; Hardcore moments. And while we have been getting a lot of those recently, I want to up the ante a bit. Sully, do you remember those nice matches we used to have on Smackdown vs. Raw 2011? More specifically, the match with Kane vs. Undertaker in a Last Man Standing match, with a hell in the cell being 2 out of 3 falls? Well, that's what we'll be doing. Except this time, there will be no"let's both drop the controller at the same time and call it a draw" (or a huge ass blister on my thumb for that matter), no, there will be no end to the pain you will feel Sullivan. See you at Summerfest.
And with that, Sullivan's martini falls from his hand and to the ground, shattering into pieces. The Chairman is shocked, and this Sullivan/Flucker saga will continue for at least another month.
Mick Foley: Sullivan can't believe it! I can't believe it! This is Hardcore Wrestling right here.
Bob Holly: A two of three falls Hell in a Cell Last man standing match? Oh boy this will be good.
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Well, do you all want to guess what happened? Amazing didn't win!
*Sullivantakes a sip of his martini*
Sullivan: And do you know what the means? It means, I am still the Chairman of the Hardcore Wrestling Association.
*Largecrowd boo*
Sullivan: And it's going to stay that way, for a very...long...ti-
Sullivan is finally interrupted by a voice he really didn't want to hear tonight.
Broc: I don't think so, pal!
*Very enormous crowd pop*
Broc: You see Sullivan, I know. I know I didn't win, but the thing is, neither did you. First off, let me give a shout out to Any Amazing for competing for me, and it was a real pleasure working with him. But back to business. You see Sully, this is nowhere near over. Since you so ignorantly decided not to read my contract, it costed you. Not just the fact that Billy McCoy got to be the referee, but, there's more of it that you still have been too blind to see. I just so happen to have a copy of the contract on me right now, and I'll read a little part of it to you.
And I quote: "Shall there not be a clear winner between Andy Amazing and Paul Pharaoh, Broc Flucker will still have all the privileges he had in HWA prior to the match, and Broc Flucker would also get a guaranteed rematch with any stipulation of his choosing."
Now Sullivan, as you can see, this isn't over. I get to keep the business side of HWA, AND geta rematch of any stipulation I so chose. Well Sullivan, unlike you, I'm not going to hide behind some representative and trust him to win my matches for me. No no no. I get things done by myself. So Sullivan, come Summerfest, we will be going at again, and by we I mean you and me. Not Paul Pharaoh, not Andy Amazing, not Billy McCoy, and not Tom Farrell. Me vs. You. No more lawyers, representatives, or guest referees, just me and you.
And of course; the stipulation. You see Sully, since the day I invented HWA it was meant for one thing; Hardcore moments. And while we have been getting a lot of those recently, I want to up the ante a bit. Sully, do you remember those nice matches we used to have on Smackdown vs. Raw 2011? More specifically, the match with Kane vs. Undertaker in a Last Man Standing match, with a hell in the cell being 2 out of 3 falls? Well, that's what we'll be doing. Except this time, there will be no"let's both drop the controller at the same time and call it a draw" (or a huge ass blister on my thumb for that matter), no, there will be no end to the pain you will feel Sullivan. See you at Summerfest.
And with that, Sullivan's martini falls from his hand and to the ground, shattering into pieces. The Chairman is shocked, and this Sullivan/Flucker saga will continue for at least another month.
Mick Foley: Sullivan can't believe it! I can't believe it! This is Hardcore Wrestling right here.
Bob Holly: A two of three falls Hell in a Cell Last man standing match? Oh boy this will be good.
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