DB: Introducing first, Ramjam!!!
*Ramjam slowly makes his way to the ring, not his usual, happy self.*
Mick Foley: Ramjam looks depressed, Tazz. I’m sure he doesn’t wanna be facing Kyojin!
Tazz: Mick, I wouldn’t wanna face Kyojin either! Especially after what we saw last week!
DB: And his opponent, Kyojin!!!
*Kyojin walks slowly to the ring as the crowd rains boos upon him. He has a death stare fixated on Ramjam, who looks extremely uncomfortable in the ring*
MATCH 2: RAMJAM VS KYOJIN
(start at 2:02)
*Kyojin jumps onto a turnbuckle as the boos ring out after his devastating win over RamJam. He drops down as the announcer goes to speak.*
Darren Black: AND THE WINNER as a result of pinfall......
*That's as far as Darren gets as Kyojin snatches the microphone from his hand. He stares at Black until he exits the ring before bringing the microphone up to his lips.*
Kyojin: KYOJIN!
*The fans boo loudly but Kyojin just laughs.*
Kyojin: So, this is the best that your famous bullshit excuse of a country could muster up to throw at me? A clown? Are you fuckin' kidding me? Last week, I laid waste to two of your favourite superstars, putting them on the shelf for the rest of their careers, and this week, you send me a clown? Are you hoping I die from laughter?
*The fans boo as Kyojin continues to laugh.*
Kyojin: You'd have been better off sending me that idiot KJ Punk, or that guy who can't even speak properly AJ Dixon, or the so-called magician Ali Kazam. What do all of these men have in common? They believed they were the best on this show, and they probably had a claim to it. What happened to that claim? Just like Pau, just like B-Mac, just like RamJam, they were crushed.
I'm the best on this show, this is now MY show. ALL of you, everybody at home, everybody in the back KNOW THAT I AM SPEAKING THE TRUTH! I am the MASTER of True Wrestling, and that's exactly what I'm going to teach when people give me a real competitor, not some bullshit clown- what do I have to face next week? Dingo Mac's koala bear?
*The fans pop slightly for the mention of Bazza.*
Kyojin: Did you all just pop for a koala bear?
*The fans pop again.*
Kyojin: This country is even more pathetic than I expected. How can you expect anybody to take you seriously when every single person in your country is obese? When every single person in your country believes that they are God's gift to the world. I'll give you the answer, nobody takes you serious.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, I'm here to teach you all how to wrestle, the proper way. From the glorious nation of Japan. This is now MY show, and all of you are only here to see me. Redemption is the right word for my show, because that's why I'm here in this company. To gain redemption against your nation that you all so proudly love yet are blind to the fact that the rest of the world hates you.
*The fans boo loudly but Kyojin smiles.*
Kyojin: I'm here to gain redemption for the catastrophic attacks you unleashed on my country before I was born, the very reason I am so bitter towards your country in the first place. Not because it had a direct impact on my life, it didn't. Any impact your atomic bombs had on my life were indirect.
The attacks on Hiroshima and Nagasaki were paraded and applauded by all of your country's supporters as amazing pieces of technology yet nearly two hundred thousand lives were lost. Well let me tell you something, every single time I step into this ring, I'm going to cause the devastation of an atomic bomb and show you all what you did to my country.
It's time for my redemption.
*Kyojin throws the mic down as the fans boo loudly.*
*The Clique’s music can be heard throughout the arena as Will.I.Am. makes his way out with Chainz.*
*Will grabs a microphone and slowly brings it to his mouth as he has a sadistic smile on his face*
Will.I.Am: Last week you all saw what this man-beast behind me is capable of doing! Oh, you don’t remember? Let’s roll the footage!
*The HtothecoreTron starts playing the footage from the end of last week’s Redemption of Chainz powerbombing KJ PUNK and raising the Extreme Title over his head*
Will.I.Am: Hahaha that little bitch KJ PUNK didn’t even know what hit him! Chainz is the only person on this show who has the pedigree to be a champion! That’s why we’ve recruited him to join the Clique. And soon the Clique will hold all of the titles of this pathetic company and lead all of wrestling into the Golden Age of Excellence! And there’s nothing any of you can do about it!
*The crowd boos Will.I.Am as he smiles and laughs*
All for us, none for you!
*Commercial break*
*Ramjam slowly makes his way to the ring, not his usual, happy self.*
Mick Foley: Ramjam looks depressed, Tazz. I’m sure he doesn’t wanna be facing Kyojin!
Tazz: Mick, I wouldn’t wanna face Kyojin either! Especially after what we saw last week!
DB: And his opponent, Kyojin!!!
*Kyojin walks slowly to the ring as the crowd rains boos upon him. He has a death stare fixated on Ramjam, who looks extremely uncomfortable in the ring*
MATCH 2: RAMJAM VS KYOJIN
(start at 2:02)
*Kyojin jumps onto a turnbuckle as the boos ring out after his devastating win over RamJam. He drops down as the announcer goes to speak.*
Darren Black: AND THE WINNER as a result of pinfall......
*That's as far as Darren gets as Kyojin snatches the microphone from his hand. He stares at Black until he exits the ring before bringing the microphone up to his lips.*
Kyojin: KYOJIN!
*The fans boo loudly but Kyojin just laughs.*
Kyojin: So, this is the best that your famous bullshit excuse of a country could muster up to throw at me? A clown? Are you fuckin' kidding me? Last week, I laid waste to two of your favourite superstars, putting them on the shelf for the rest of their careers, and this week, you send me a clown? Are you hoping I die from laughter?
*The fans boo as Kyojin continues to laugh.*
Kyojin: You'd have been better off sending me that idiot KJ Punk, or that guy who can't even speak properly AJ Dixon, or the so-called magician Ali Kazam. What do all of these men have in common? They believed they were the best on this show, and they probably had a claim to it. What happened to that claim? Just like Pau, just like B-Mac, just like RamJam, they were crushed.
I'm the best on this show, this is now MY show. ALL of you, everybody at home, everybody in the back KNOW THAT I AM SPEAKING THE TRUTH! I am the MASTER of True Wrestling, and that's exactly what I'm going to teach when people give me a real competitor, not some bullshit clown- what do I have to face next week? Dingo Mac's koala bear?
*The fans pop slightly for the mention of Bazza.*
Kyojin: Did you all just pop for a koala bear?
*The fans pop again.*
Kyojin: This country is even more pathetic than I expected. How can you expect anybody to take you seriously when every single person in your country is obese? When every single person in your country believes that they are God's gift to the world. I'll give you the answer, nobody takes you serious.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, I'm here to teach you all how to wrestle, the proper way. From the glorious nation of Japan. This is now MY show, and all of you are only here to see me. Redemption is the right word for my show, because that's why I'm here in this company. To gain redemption against your nation that you all so proudly love yet are blind to the fact that the rest of the world hates you.
*The fans boo loudly but Kyojin smiles.*
Kyojin: I'm here to gain redemption for the catastrophic attacks you unleashed on my country before I was born, the very reason I am so bitter towards your country in the first place. Not because it had a direct impact on my life, it didn't. Any impact your atomic bombs had on my life were indirect.
The attacks on Hiroshima and Nagasaki were paraded and applauded by all of your country's supporters as amazing pieces of technology yet nearly two hundred thousand lives were lost. Well let me tell you something, every single time I step into this ring, I'm going to cause the devastation of an atomic bomb and show you all what you did to my country.
It's time for my redemption.
*Kyojin throws the mic down as the fans boo loudly.*
*The Clique’s music can be heard throughout the arena as Will.I.Am. makes his way out with Chainz.*
*Will grabs a microphone and slowly brings it to his mouth as he has a sadistic smile on his face*
Will.I.Am: Last week you all saw what this man-beast behind me is capable of doing! Oh, you don’t remember? Let’s roll the footage!
*The HtothecoreTron starts playing the footage from the end of last week’s Redemption of Chainz powerbombing KJ PUNK and raising the Extreme Title over his head*
Will.I.Am: Hahaha that little bitch KJ PUNK didn’t even know what hit him! Chainz is the only person on this show who has the pedigree to be a champion! That’s why we’ve recruited him to join the Clique. And soon the Clique will hold all of the titles of this pathetic company and lead all of wrestling into the Golden Age of Excellence! And there’s nothing any of you can do about it!
*The crowd boos Will.I.Am as he smiles and laughs*
All for us, none for you!
*Commercial break*






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