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HWA Monday Night Dynasty

Ladies and gentlemen welcome to HWA Friday Dynasty, I’m Michael Cole alongside Josh Mathews, and boy do we have a show for you tonight

JM: that we do Cole tonight we are going to see an over the top rope battle royal between all the contestants in the two Championship Scramble matches tomorrow night at the Scramble

MC: and that should be very interesting to say the least, the winner of that match will have a lot of momentum heading into the Scramble

JM: we will also be hearing from the man who attacked Damien Icarus last week, and we have learned that this man’s name was Brick Godslayer

MC: and that man just completely destroyed Icarus last week and I can’t wait to hear this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpyDIaHtBA

*Thunder comes out in his wheelchair to a crescendo of boos, as he's wheeled down the ramp by Vince Tyler. He has a sour look on his face. After being helped into the ring on crutches, he's handed a mic.*

TT: So here we are just a one day away from our ppv 'The Scramble', and even though the result of the main event has already been decided, I urge you all to tune in, because you will all witness 'Resident Psycho' Vincent Tyler destroy the field of competition, if you can call it competition.

*crowd boo*

TT: You see David Sullivan proved last week that he doesn't have what it takes to win matches. He proved that he's a division 2 star, unlike me. I'm division 1, he was never division 1. Do you understand what I'm saying to you right now people? I'm the only division 1 athlete in this company.

*crowd boo*

TT: After Vincent Tyler retains my title for me tomorrow, I will re-start my crusade to rid this company of the cancerous stars that have brainwashed you clueless idiots that choose to call yourselves fans. I will make you cheer for me. You will have no other choice but to cheer me, because I am your champion, and I deserve respect!

*crowd boo*

TT: What is wrong with you people?! Don't you get it?! I am the best in the world at what I do, and you hypocrites that call yourselves fans know nothing!! You wouldn't know talent if it hit you square in the face!! But don't worry, after 'The Scramble', You will realize true talent. You will open your eyes to the truth, and you will recognize me as the best. Because I AM the best.

MC: no truer words have ever been spoken by Mr. Thunder

JM: Cole this guy could say anything and I’m sure you’ll agree with it

MC: that’s because he’s a genius

JM: whatever Cole

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nebL7...eature=related

MC: and here comes possibly the scariest guy on the HWA roster Anonymous ready for singles action here tonight

JM: well Jack Nickolas is the only one who could compare to anonymous there

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94bGz...layer_embedded

MC: and here’s the Instant classic Kevin Matthews on his way to the ring

JM: and he definitely has his work cut out for him tonight against Anonymous

Match #1 Anonymous vs. Kevin Matthews



MC: Matthews is victorious

JM: Matthews with a very impressive win here tonight to build some momentum heading into the Scramble which is just one night away

MC: yes and Anonymous vs. Jack Nickolas is a match I’m really looking forward to seeing

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-Andy's Amazing music hits- -Andy's music hits-
-Boos start to fill up the arena-
-Andy slowly makes his way down the ramp, walking slowly asking the fans “where’s Rob mates?”

MC: Yes -stands up and claps- The amazing one!
JM: I think you're his only fan Cole.
MC: -sits back down- I'm sure I'm not Josh, this man is well.. amazing.
JM: Do you hear the fans, I can barely here myself think! I disagree, I think he sucks!
MC: He made an impact. He took out Rob, after Rob brutally attacked him.
JM: Impact? He payed two men attack Rob, Robvin sent an email out saying Rob is out this week, but is expected to be at The Scramble

-the fans start chanting “you suck” and it echoes across the arena-
-Andy walks up the ramp, and enters the ring, and demands for a mic-

AA: Please hold your applause! … I know I'm amazing and all but still!

-Fans boo louder-
-Andy with a huge smile on his face, takes a sarcastic bow, and has to wait for the crowd too settle down-

AA: Now, besides just gracing you with my presence! I'm here to talk about last week, and explain my actions... You see I didn't want to take it that far with British Brat, but he tried to end my career, and that is just not amazing at all!

-crowd chant’s “Rob Rage”-
-Andy's cocky arrogant look turns to anger-

AA: Shut up! I took him out, and I will end his career if he comes back!!!! He is like all of you overgrown pussies that throw tantrums when things don't go your way! When I gave him a warning beating he came back and tried to end my career, so I send him a direct message last week, and if he comes back wanting more ….I will just have to... release ..my.... rage!!!!!!!

-crowd boos louder and louder and start chanting Rob again-

AA: You guys support an over grown child, Rob's brother got in recent contact with me, I don't know the beef those two have, but he wants to get revenge! I said well okay, how do you plan on doing that, He gave me an embarrassing video of Rob when he was younger. So if you would take a look at your British Brat, as he deals with his emotions, after his first break up.
http://<a href="http://www.youtube.c...re=related</a>
-crowd starts chanting “asshole”-

AA: Hahahahahahahahahahaha! It cracks me up everytime I see it!

MC: -chuckling and snickering- that was great!
JM: You realize that really wasn't Rob right?
MC: How do you know?
JM: The people in the video aren't British!
MC: You're a hater Josh, lighten up douche bag.

AA: Now after seeing that what do you think of that pussy?

-crowd chants Rob Rage-
-Andy's face turns into an enraged look, he storms out of the ring grabs a fan, drags him over the security wall, and throws him into the ring-
-boos get louder and louder-
AA: I seen you booing me! You have something to say now????
-fan is scared, and begs and pleads for Andy to let him go-
AA: Come on say something, boo me some more, tell me how great Rob is!!!
-Andy holds the mic in front of the fans face-
Fan: Please man let me go!!!!
AA: Tell everyone in the crowd that I'm amazing, and Rob sucks!
-Andy holds the mic in front of the fans face, and screams “say it”
Fan: He's amazing and Rob sucks!!! Now let me go
-Andy picks up the fan, and puts an arm around him-
AA: See there, that didn't hurt you to say that, but this might hurt..
-Andy, drops the mic, sets the fan up for a vertebreaker-

-Ryan "The Freak" wells music hits- -Ryan "The Freak" wells music hits-
-Ryan comes out to the ramp, mic in hand-
Ryan Wells: Woah woah woah, get your hands off of that great fan right now before I rip your hands off and slap you the stupidity out of you with them. Which might take a while. You want to wrestle someone, wrestle someone your own size and get your ass im the ring and face me. I came to this business for the great fans, and I will not let you harm them, I don't care who you are, I will destroy you and leave you crying and semi-conscious in this rimg. The fans deserve respect and I'm gonna make every wrestler in this company respect them. They deserve a great champion too, which is what I'll be in due time, but tonight, I destroy you asshole.
-Ryan drops his mic,rushes in the ring-
-Andy let's the fan go-
-crowd cheer-
-Andy bails out, ask for another mic-

AA: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa! Who do you think you are interrupting the amazing one!
-Ryan picks up the mic Andy dropped-
Ryan Wells: Who do you think you are assaulting an innocent fan? If you want someone to push around, come on in here and push me around!
-crowd pop-
AA: Be careful what you wish for, but tell me something why should someone as amazing as myself, even bother stepping foot inside the ring with a freak like you!
Ryan Wells: Well I’ll tell you what, If I beat you, you apologize to that fan you tried to assault!
AA: I’ll do you one even better! If you can pin me 1-2-3, I will apologize to these awful people, and that British baby, and sign autographs for everyone! -Fans Cheer-
AA:But if I win you leave HWA!
-crowd boos-
Ryan Wells: Alright, if I win, you apologize to everyone you screwed over, give that fan you tried to hurt a hug, sign autographs for everyone in attendance, and stop being an amazing asshole!

-crowd cheers-
-Robvin comes out-

Robvin: alright, the challenge has been set, do you both except?
AA: Yes
Ryan Wells: Yes
Robvin: That match will happen next!
-commercial break-
MC: I can't believe this, apologize, give hugs and sign autographs? That's not amazing!
JM: Look on the bright side Cole you might get an amazing autograph!

Match #2 Andy Amazing vs. Ryan “the Freak” Wells

-crowd boos-
MC: Yes no signing autographs!, no giving hugs, no apologizing! That was amazing!
JM: He didn't win though Cole.
MC: Andy said if he pinned him. Not if he won the match!
JM: Yes, I know.. I heard the match stipulations, The freak is still here in HWA though!
MC: Nobody cares Josh!
-Andy demands for a mic-
-crowd boos are loudest they been all night-

AA: Hey HWA fans! Looking forward to the autographs? To your apology? Get your cameras ready

-Andy raises his arm, his hand in a fist-

AA: wait for it.... wait for it

-Andy gives the HWA fans the middle finger-

AA: Fuck you all!!!! I'm Andy Amazing and hardcore wrestling is “amazing”!!! I am the best thing going in this company. Nobody on this roster is even close to being amazing. Not Ryan Wells, not Rob Rage, no one! Speaking of Rob, I hear he is getting out of hospital about now. You know, after I laid him out while I was still injured. Well… I felt a little sorry for the guy, he is trying to compete with a wrestling god, and he is stupid enough to think he has a chance. So, I sent a welcoming party to meet him. So without further ado, live at my expense, Rob Rage. *Motions to the titantron*)

-The titantron shows an alley. Suddenly, the two guys who took out Rob Rage last week appear on camera. They are both dressed in biking attire as well as the new Andy Amazing t-shirt as well as bandanas obscuring their faces. The smaller one begins to speak.-

Smokez: Fuck HWA! I’m Smokez and this big man here *slaps him on the chest* is Harley “Mother Fuckin’ ” Davidson. Andy sent us here to greet Rob Rage *Harley laughs*, and hey, he pays well so we are gonna give him one hell of a greeting!

Davidson: That’s right; we are going to make sure it’s one he never forgets.

Smokez: So sit tight and watch mother fuckers!

-Harley walks down the alley while Smokes picks up a kendo stick-

HD: *Yelling around the corner at somebody unseen* Yo! Rob Rage ya pussy! We took yo' ass out last week, and we wanna know whatcha gonna do bout it?

-Harley turns round and runs back down alley towards the camera-

RR: *Yelling from off screen* You think you’re some hard mother fucker? I’m going to teach you what a beat down is! I’m going to...

-Rob runs around the corner straight into a kendo stick shot to the head from Smokez, knocking him to the floor-

Smokez: Going to what?

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-Smokes continues to beat down Rob with the kendo stick, who is soon joined by Davidson who starts to lay in the boots-

-Suddenly, a bystander walks past. He looks at the beat down, and the two thugs look at him. There is a second where absolutely nothing happens. Then the onlooker begins to run off-

Smokez: I got this man

-Smokez run off in pursuit of Rob. Harley continues the beat down-

HD: How do you like that! Where is your trash talking now?

-He then turns to the camera and poses-

-Rob crawls towards the wall and pulls himself up-

HD: Are you stupid?

-Harley runs full pelt towards Rob and goes for a big jumping splash. Rob moves out the way just in time and Harley goes straight into the wall-

-Rob then grabs the kendo stick and lays him out with a vicious shot to the head. He then jumps on him and chokes him with the kendo stick until he is unconscious-

-Rob then crawls over to the wall and begins to recover from the beat down he has just received-

Smokez: *From off camera* Hey Harley, I dealt with that busta

-He runs around the corner and sees Rob, who is now on his feet, and see's Harley on the ground. They both pause, then Smokez charges towards him, straight into a super kick, laying him out clean. Rob then picks him up, and Rage bombs him on top of Davidson. He then surveys his two assailants, who are both no longer moving and walks towards the camera-

RR: *Shouting into the camera* Is that the best you got Andy? Is it? Well I’m still standing. I’m always still standing. Next week Andy! Bring your little bitches! Bring an entire fucking army for all I care! I’ll take them all out to get to you! You are not escaping punishment after what you have done. Not only to me, but everything you have done in this company. I saw what you did to that fan. A paying fan, who comes to see some top notch wrestling and you assaulted him. Somebody who pays your wages and you attack him. Well, get ready, because I’m coming for you. You’re an arsehole Andy, and when I get my hands on you… Oh, I’ll let you imagine what will happen.

-He turns the camera off-

AA: Shit…I got to fucking do everything myself!!!

-Andy slams the mic down, and storms out of the ring super pissed-
-Crowd cheers-

MC: Rob got damn lucky and he won't get that lucky come Sunday!
JM: Looks like Andy is going to get an “amazing” ass kicking
MC: Fuck you Josh, just you wait!

-Goes to commercials-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnhGYaAkXcc

MC: wait it’s Icarus, I thought we were supposed to be hearing from Brick Godslayer tonight

*as Icarus is walking to the ring Brick Godslayer runs up behind him and attacks him*

JM: aw come on not again

*Godslayer is continually beating on Icarus, punching him over and over in the face, referees are finally able to hold this man back and escort him out of the arena*
JM: wow! This Brick Godslayer hasn’t even had a match yet and he is already proving something

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkuG3...eature=related

MC: and here comes that one creepy guy, Jack Nickolas

JM: Jack Nickolas has definitely had the upper hand on anonymous as of late he has pushed him to his limits and I honestly think that he will pick up the win against Anonymous at the Scramble

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_97pC...layer_embedded

MC: and here is the self proclaimed king of the Indies Jason Alexander
JM: more like Queen of the pansies

MC: Josh what the fuck is wrong with you

JM: I’m sorry Cole that was immature of me I hope you can forgive me

MC: it’s okay Josh

Match #3 Jason Alexander vs. Jack Nickolas




*while Jason Alexander is heading up the top rope Kevin Matthews comes out and attempts push him off the turnbuckle but Alexander comes back with a kick to the head of Matthews and heads back up but off the distraction Jack Nickolas climbs to the top as well and hits a Dragons Breath tiger bomb off the top and gets the pin and the win*

MC: Come on!!!! Alexander just got screwed this is ridiculous

JM: calm down Cole he didn’t get screwed Kevin Matthews just costed him the match

MC: come on Josh you cannot say that Jason Alexander shouldn’t have won that match

JM: okay……. Jason Alexander shouldn’t have won that match

MC: …….. Shut up josh

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*AJ Dixon is shown backstage*

AJD: What’s up HWA? I don’t know if you know this, but your boy AJ Dixon is in a Championship Scramble for the HWA Championship. *to the camera* Hey Momma, ya baby boy is movin’ up in the world. And obviously I am the most likely to win this Championship because, let’s face it, not a single one of those other losers in that match can touch Primetime. I mean look at me, ain’t no one going to be able to handle Primetime for 15 minutes. When I’m in the ring there is no other time but Primetime. Hate all you want but, At the end of it all I will be walking away with gold, Because the bright light of Primetime is always better with some bling.

*Crowd boos*

AJD: Hold up, is that booing I hear? Primetime don’t take kindly to a booing audience. you going to make me angry. And nothing is worse then an angry Primetime.

AJD: And to show you what I mean, I’m throwing down a open challenge to anyone who thinks they got what it takes to handle the spotlight that is Primetime!
*we go back to the ring and we see Darkson standing in the ring ready for a match*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8isKsULUNo

MC: and this kid has definitely been very impressive since debuting with HWA he’s a very good talent is this higher octane superstar

JM: I can agree with you there Cole the H.O.S. has been nothing but excellence since debuting and he has really impressed

Match #4 the Higher Octane Superstar vs. Darkson



MC: and another impressive by the H.O.S. for the win

JM: that is for sure Cole this kid has really impressed me so far hopefully he can keep it up

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un3zdMkWzAM

-alex kidd comes in the ring with his music playing-
KIDD: remember me? (crowd boos) Well you should I am still undefeated here in HWA and on Saturday there is a certaint pay per view I would like to discuss; yes you know what I am talking about it is the scamble

-crowd cheers-
KIDD: that is exactly what I want to hear when I win the scramble match for the universal championship

-crowd boos-
KIDD: crowd you see creative wont give me a chance at the world championship so i need to do something for myself, and thats why i will be at the scramble for the universal title even though i said i wouldnt, when i win the universal championship i will not only be one of the best but i will give some credibility to this championship

-crowd boos heavily and chants YOU SUCK-
KIDD: i will give some credibility to this championship when i win, that thing you call a championship has no credibilty, my goal is to be the best in this company, i already achieved it by being undefeated, but not only will i be number 1, the universal championship will also be number 1
after the scramble the universal title will be classified as your new world championship
it will be better than the world championship because of the holder

-crowd boos
KIDD: I AM NUMBER 1 I AM THE KING, and after the scramble the hwa championship wont mean a thing anymore

-crowd boos as alex kidd lifts both hands in the air with a little chris Jericho like smirk on his face-

*Commercial*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8U8gjFx9Vk

Hans: Perfection has arrived.. (crowd boos) you can keep complaining but you know I am the one you desire as your champion, you resist to enter a new life, ruled by the ancients way of the gentleman and become one step closer to perfection and God knows Why? you maintain your stupid ways behaving like filthy animals with your sins, your pathetic!!

(more boos)

Yes your pathetic, as pathetic as my opponents at the scramble, you continue to trasing this beautiful company by supporting inferior atheltes, useless insect that will fall by the hand of the perfect gentleman Hans Beerstein...

Being said that I will continue to more importants thing, there no point to talk more about my match, me becoming HWA champion is guaranteed, just a matter of time, I'm here tonight because I have the pleasure to anounce I'm debuting a new section in Dynasty, that's right Ladies and Gentleman welcome to very first edition of the "Perfect Way", host by me where I will use my ring increible skills to educate you group of imbeciles and make this better place haha...

(U suck chants)

Silence please, We shall begin, I will randomly select a paper from this bowl here in the ring with all th number seats in attending tonight, the winner will have the honour to be the first guest of the "Perfect Way"

(takes a paper...)

Hans: B-57, congratulations please step up to the ring (a middle age guy enters)

Hans: Whats your name

Guy: Bryan

Hans: OK Bryan, first lesson for today... dressing, a gentleman must always know how to dress to cretain social events and well looking at you, I cry for you, coming to the show in a Dave Sullivan T shirt, are you mentally ill?

Bryan: Dave Sullivan will kick you fancy ass at the scramble

(Crowd cheers)

Hans: you have a piece of mouth, too bad you do'nt want to be educate so...

Hans knocks bryan down to the floor and applies the Price of Perfection leg lock, the poor guy is taping out

Hans: You see what happens when you are against me, I will be Champion and it will be... perfect!!

MC: and that fan deserved that he is nowhere near as perfect as Hans and Hans taught him a great lesson.



A video plays on the Jumbotron, where Sullivan begins to enter debuting his new theme. He is wearing a pair of blue jeans, and sporting a five o' clock shadow. On his back is his brand new t-shirt, which has the term "Veni, Vidi, Vici" on it, and is currently available on HWAshop.com

Dave is handed a mic, and as he enters the ring, his entrance music begins to fade away.


Hello HWA Universe! Are you enjoying the show tonight!?!? I sure know I am, because I am pumped up. For night, eh...not really. The Scramble is what I'm excited for...I finally get another shot to win the HWA Championship.

Will I win? Probably not...but does that mean I'm not going to try and prove a point? No...it doesn't, because I'm going to be fighting my ass off. The one thing that I'll be doing though, is looking out for Tommy Thunder.

I know, I know that Thunder will be interfering in the match, and I will not let him effect mine, or anyone Else's career. Just because I have a sudden change of character, doesn't mean I'm going to change my strategy for life.

Vidi, Veni, Veci! Do you guys know what that means? It means "I came, I saw, I conquered". That is going to be my strategy from this point on...don't fuck with me. I may not be looking to beat the hell out of people's fathers anymore, but god dammit I have some dignity, and I won't let Tommy Thunder and his bitch walk all over me.

I have a few months yet to win the Championship, tonight...I'll be a winner if Tommy Thunder...doesn't walk out with the title.


MAIN EVENT: 10 man over the top rope battle royal, Luke Jameson vs. Alex Kidd vs. Matt Elder vs. Darkson vs. Felix Guerreo vs. Vincent Tyler vs. Dave Sullivan vs. Damien Icarus vs. Hans Beerstein vs. AJ Dixon



MC: and Vincent Tyler is the winner!

JM: wow what a battle Royal Tyler through Sullivan over the top rope as the final elimination and he now has all the momentum in the world heading into the Scramble tomorrow night

MC: well ladies and gentlemen that’s all the time we have for this week be sure to order the Scramble on PPV tomorrow and we’ll see you there, goodnight everybody

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Don't let this post fool you we are still about an hour away from the Scramble

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I have everything done on my end I'm just waiting for something from Sully then I can post the show

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I hope Sully can hurry up with this I'm ready to post this show and play madden or something

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it's not to late to vote on the prediction contest guys remember the winner of the prediction contest is going to get to post the fillers for next weeks Dynasty

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well guys I really like how this show is shaping out to be and I can't wait to post it