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HWA Anarchy: Episode #11

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Location: St. Louis, Missouri

Michael Cole: Welcome to Saint Louis for HWA Anarchy everybody! We are just 9 days away from Do or Die, and we are live from a sold-out Scottrade Center in St. Louis, Missouri! I’m Michael Cole, alongside Josh Matthews, and what a show we have tonight. We’re gonna have a special ‘Pick Your Poison’ night between Luke Jameson and his opponent at Do or Die, the Supremacy World Champion Jman. Also..

Josh Matthews: Erm, Cole, can I say something yet?

Michael Cole: Sorry Josh, I just work better alone.

Josh Matthews: Oh. Okay then. Well we’ve heard a rumour that the previous owner of HWA, Broc Flucker will be here tonight- but we must stress this is just a rumour!

Michael Cole: You didn’t even mention the Eddie Juarez match! You see how terrible you are at doing this, Josh?

Josh Matthews: Eddie Juarez will be facing The Panzer Division in a 2 on 1 handicap match!

Michael Cole: You shouldn’t need reminding Josh- this is simple stuff!

Josh Matthews: I know Cole, I’ve been doing this a long time.

Michael Cole: Well it doesn’t seem like that.

IT’S THE CHAMP!

Michael Cole: Well, if it isn’t our soon to be former champion? He looks sore, doesn’t he Josh?

Josh Matthews: You’re unbelievable, Cole.

Michael Cole: What?

Josh Matthews: Jman comes out here every week, puts on a fantastic show for these fans, and all you do is celebrate when he gets put through a table.

Michael Cole: I’m celebrating because, after Do or Die, we’ll have a credible Supremacy Champion; Luke Jameson!

Josh Matthews: Don’t be so sure of that.

*Jman calls for a mic and takes a seat on the top turnbuckle closest to the announce table.*

Jman: There aren’t a lot of people in my line of work who ever say what I’m about to say but, after last week, it’s about all that can be said…I underestimated Luke Jameson.

*Crowd boo*

Jman: I underestimated how good he is at the psychology part of this business, I underestimated how cunning he is, and I sure as hell underestimated how far he’s willing to go to win this Supremacy Championship.

*The crowd boos louder as Jman takes on a more serious tone.*

Jman: What you fail to realize, Luke, is that putting me through a table and low blowing me did nothing but piss me off. I’m not intimidated; I’m angry. I’m an angry South Philadelphian who’s been backed into a corner and you better bet your ass I’ll be coming out swinging.

*A huge pop is heard throughout the arena as Jman hops off of the top rope and gets his face extremely close to the camera.*

Jman: Every guy in the back better hope and pray that Jameson doesn’t choose you for this “pick your poison” match because, right now, I really don’t give a shit who I get to tear apart.

*Jman drops the mic to a massive pop, but picks it up again after seeming to remember something.*

Jman: Oh, and Jameson, your opponent tonight is none other than the HWA Universal Champion Rob Rage…Good luck, asshole.

*The Supremacy Champion drops the mic and leaves the ring as the crowd goes nuts.*

Michael Cole: Can you hand Luke an easier test? He’s gonna destroy Rob Rage!

Josh Matthews: Well that match is up next!

RAGE!

*Rob Rage walks out onto the stage with a smirk on his face as the fans pop loudly. He holds his Universal Championship up in the air for a few seconds before running down the ramp and sliding into the ring. He climbs onto one of the turnbuckles as the fans go nuts.*

Michael Cole: Yeah! Take in that reaction Rob, because in just a few short moments, you’re gonna get your ass kicked by The Humbler!

Josh Matthews: Well I’m not too sure about that Cole. Rage is the Universal Champion and he’s proven time and time again that he can hang with the big guns.

Michael Cole: Just watch while he gets humbled.

Prepare to be...Humbled

*Luke Jameson walks out as the fans boo loudly. He smirks as he makes his way slowly down the ramp. He signals that he will be the next Supremacy World Champion as he climbs into the ring as the fans boo even louder.*

Michael Cole: This man is so impressive. I can’t wait until he’s the Supremacy World Champion.

Josh Matthews: You may have to wait a long time if Jman has anything to do with it.

Match 1: Rob Rage vs. Luke Jameson


Michael Cole: And Jameson is in complete control right now! Rage has no chance. You may as well quit Rob!

Josh Matthews: I don’t think our Universal Champion is a quitter Cole.

Michael Cole: He is if you ask Alex Kidd.

*Rage uses the ropes to get up as Jameson lines him up. He goes for a clothesline into the corner but Rage hits an elbow to Jameson’s face as the fans pop loudly and Rage begins to feel it. He follows up with a roundhouse kick to Jameson’s head as Jameson falls to the ground. Rage goes for the cover.

1!
2!
Kick out!

Rage backs up to the ropes and waits for Jameson to begin to get up, but Rage kicks him back down. He kicks Jameson in the ribs as he waits for a few seconds. Rage goes to pick Jameson up but Jameson rakes the eyes, and the ref doesn’t catch it. Jameson goes for the school-boy pin!

1!
2!
Kick out!

Jameson gets up again and drags Rage up by his hair. He bounces Rage off the ropes and hits a dropkick on the rebound. He goes for another cover.

1!
Rage powers out immediately- but Jameson quickly switches it up and locks in the Anaconda Vice! Rage screams in agony and kicks out but he can’t get Jameson off him. Jameson locks in the vice stronger. Rage begins to fade as the referee checks on him.*

Michael Cole: Is Rage out?

Josh Matthews: I think he is!

*The referee goes to call the match but Jameson lets Rage go. The ref asks what the hell Jameson is doing as Jameson smirks. He picks Rage up and hits a Knox One Out! He goes for the cover.

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3! *

Winner: Luke Jameson

*Jameson leaves the ring and heads away up the ramp as the fans boo loudly. Jameson heads away backstage as Rage begins to stir in the ring.*

Michael Cole: What a win for The Humbler! He’s in perfect position ahead of Do or Die!

Josh Matthews: Jameson didn’t beat Jman Cole, he beat Rob Rage. Jman will put everything on the line to keep his title.

ALEX KIDD!

*We hear, I’m the best, I’ve been the best ever since day one followed by the classic explosion of Kidd’s theme song, Kidd comes out with a microphone*

Alex Kidd: Well, well well *smirks* What were you saying last week Rob? I’m not on your level huh. You’re right, I’m above your level. You can’t even beat Luke Jameson, the guy who I am undefeated against and took his title away from him, Rob the same thing that happened to Luke will happen to you. You will lose that championship, our last meeting you could say your win was a fluke or just taking advantage of a man’s broken spine. The greatest wrestler who ever lived will make a mark on HWA history. Starting May 13th the golden era of HWA will commence. You look confused Rob, all I can tell you right now is………….it’s coming and it’s coming for you.

*crowd boos*

Alex Kidd: Not only will that title mean something again, HWA will mean something again. Nobody will ever stand up to HWA after what happens May 13th. Not EWNCW or JBW. On May 13th we will be the number one company on the planet- Prepare yourself because it’s coming, the revolution is coming and it’s coming your way.

*Kidd smirks and leaves Rob Rage and the fans confused*

Michael Cole: Well that’s another new champion we’re going to have at Do or Die, as Alex Kidd will walk out as the NEW Universal Champion!

Josh Matthews: But what is Kidd on about Cole? What’s coming?

Michael Cole: A new era clearly. A new era of champions this brand can be proud of instead of the drivel that we currently have.

Josh Matthews: Well up next Cole, we’re gonna hear from the man who beat HOS last week before HOS was brutally attacked by five masked men, Daniel Richards- and he will also be in action. Don’t go anywhere.

Commercial Break

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Michael Cole: Welcome back to Anarchy ladies & gentlemen! What a start we’ve had! We saw Luke Jameson pick up the win over Rob Rage in our first Pick Your Poison match tonight- the main event will see Jman take on Luke Jameson’s pick!

Josh Matthews: And there is also a rumour going around that Broc Flucker is in the building tonight! Broc is no longer in charge of HWA so one can only wonder what he is here to say.

Michael Cole: That’s even if he is here! I wouldn’t be surprised if this turned out to be an elaborate scheme by somebody else.

*Daniel Richards’ music hits and he makes his way out to a nice pop from the crowd. He makes his way down to the ring and climbs in. He asks for a mic and is quickly handed one.*

Daniel Richards: You know what guys, I’m shocked at what happened last week. Nobody deserves to go through what HOS had to go through.

*A scattering of applause from the crowd.*

Daniel Richards: That being said, I kicked his ass!

*The fans pop.*

Daniel Richards: Those five masked men, I have no idea who they are- but I’m not about to be scared into submission by people who are too scared to tell the world who they are.

*The fans pop.*

Daniel Richards: Right now, I’m gonna continue this little run I’m on, and put on a show for you guys. If anybody tries to attack me afterwards, then so be it. I’m not going down without a fight.

*The fans pop as Richards hands the mic back to the announcer as Dash Dangerous’ music hits and he makes his way out for the next match.*

Match 2: Daniel Richards vs, Dash Dangerous

(ignore pre-match)
Winner: Daniel Richards

Michael Cole: And Richards wins. What a surprise.

Josh Matthews: Another impressive victory for this kid- he’s doing some great stuff at the moment!

Michael Cole: He’s facing idiots like The HOS and Dash Dangerous- guys he’s clearly going to beat.

Josh Matthews: I thought you liked The HOS?

Michael Cole: Nobody likes The HOS!

*We cut backstage where Justin Long is shown. The Panzer Division walk onto the screen as the fans pop for their appearance.*

Justin Long: I am back here with the Panzer Division. Karl and Oli, I must ask you what you think about Eddie Juarez's winning streak against you guys- does that bother you? You both are having a handicap match against him later on tonight. What do...

Karl Panzer: Ha Ha, Justin- sure the man got the win over us two weeks straight- by DQ though. We beat the shit out of him both times though.

Oli Panzer: At least the shit has some guts or maybe stupidity, not sure- he keeps wanting a piece of us.

Karl Panzer: I think it's stupidity, after all he said he would take on the both of us. I loved the idea, the fans loved the idea- and Bischoff, well the guy loves to please the fans. He made it happen.

Oli Panzer: Yeah and we might as well have some fun. Speaking of fun, I think I heard the beer trucks pull up.

Karl Panzer: About damn time. Justin, nice chatting with you. We'll put a case to the side for you.

*Karl and Oli take off to check on the truck*

Michael Cole: The Panzer Division can drink as much as they want- it’ll only be their excuse when they lose AGAIN to Eddie Juarez later tonight.

Josh Matthews: Eddie doesn’t stand a chance against two guys Cole.

Michael Cole: Whatever Josh. But up next, we’re gonna see that AWF reject HolyJose’s debut in HWA. Will Chris Divine show his face? We’ll find out- next!

Josh Matthews: I can’t wait!

Commercial Break

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Michael Cole: Welcome back to HWA Anarchy! What a show so far, and what a show to come yet!

Josh Matthews: We keep reminding everybody but Broc Flucker is said to be in the arena tonight. We can update everybody and say that this is NOT a rumour. Broc Flucker is indeed definitely in the arena tonight.

Michael Cole: What the hell is he doing here? Sullivan isn’t here tonight!

Josh Matthews: Apparently, he has a huge announcement to make!

Michael Cole: Well whatever. The announcement I’m looking forward to is who Jman will lose to in our main event!

Josh Matthews: It is going to be a great main event, whoever it is!



*HolyJose makes his way out to a mixed reaction from the crowd, but there are definitely more cheers than boos as he makes his way down the ramp, checking over his shoulder every now and then.*

Josh Matthews: Good idea for HJ to check that Chris Divine isn’t going to attack him again.

Michael Cole: I was hoping he would so we wouldn’t have to see this idiot in action tonight.

Josh Matthews: Well HJ challenged Divine to a match at Do or Die last week, so we’ll see if that actually happens- or if Divine will bitch out.

Michael Cole: Divine won’t bitch out- he’ll end HJ before he’s even started.

*Harley Davidson’s music hits and he makes his way out for the next match as the fans give no reaction at all.*

Michael Cole: Harley Davidson? Really?

Josh Matthews: Davidson is a talented youngster! He has a chance to prove himself against HolyJose here!

Michael Cole: So we face an AWF reject and this happens? We send one of our weakest to defend our company? This is pathetic!

Match 3: HolyJose vs. Harley Davidson

(stop at 4:00)
Winner: HolyJose

Michael Cole: Oh for the love of god, bring Divine out will you?

Josh Matthews: What a win from HolyJose!

Michael Cole: Divine? Please?

Josh Matthews: If Divine comes out now, he may regret it!

*As HolyJose is celebrating his first win in HWA, it is cut off as Hero by Skillet blares over the PA system. The fans in attendance are booing like crazy, as Chris Divine walks out from the back.*

Michael Cole: I don't think he gives a damn!

Josh Matthews: This guy does my head in.

*Divine has a mic in hand, as he stands at the top of the ramp. He looks down at Jose in the ring. *

Chris Divine: Congrats Jose, you won your first match.

*Divine claps slowly at first, before becoming faster, and then abruptly stopping.*

Chris Divine: Guess what though ESE, no one cares! Do you know what they care about? They care about the fact that so far, Chris So Fine Divine, is undefeated. That is right. Chris Divine has yet to lose a match in all of HWA. The Divine One has showed that he is better than Al Snow, Arius, Sly McGraw, even Dingle. That is why, whoever wins at Do or Die, whether it be Jman, or Jameson, I will be the next person in line for a title shot. Not you, not Johnny Cold, no one else! Chris So Fine Divine is the rightful #1 contender after DoD.

Speaking of Do or Die...you made a challenge last week didn't you ESE. You ran your mouth about how Divine is a coward by attacking you from behind, and yet you attacked Divine face to face two weeks ago. To that, Divine calls bullshit. You blinded the Divine One, and you know the saying, one good turn deserves another. Since you blinded me, I felt you deserved to be blindsided. Think about that the next time you want to talk smack on the Divine One.

Like Divine said though, you made a challenge last week. You want Chris Divine and HolyJose to go 1 on 1 at DoD. To that, Chris Divine says.....he accepts...

*The fans erupt over this with cheers.*

Chris Divine: Wait....Divine isn't finished...Divine accepts the match...if he gets to choose the type of match you and I will meet in. What do you say Jose?

*HolyJose is handed a mic in the ring and he waits for a few seconds in the ring while the crowd dies down.*

HolyJose: Let me get this right. You're too scared to fight me one-on-one last week, yet you'll agree to face me at Do or Die if you get to pick the stipulation?

*Divine nods as HolyJose nods.*

HolyJose: Okay. Let me think about this. Yes. I accept!

*The fans pop as Divine goes to speak but HolyJose cuts him off.*

HolyJose: Shut your fuckin' mouth!

*The fans pop loudly.*

HolyJose: I understand that you're Chris Divine- you're undefeated in HWA and all that crap- but so am I. You're stepping into the ring with the current Alpha Revolution North American Heavyweight Champion. You're stepping into the ring with the FIRST EVER Dual Champion in JBW history. Let me get this through your thick skull. I'm no commentator. If you bite me, I bite back- twice as hard.

*The fans pop loudly.*

HolyJose: So go ahead, pick any stipulation you want. It just means I get to kick your ass HARDCORE style!

*The fans go nuts as Divine smirks and turns to leave, but looks back at Jose in the ring. Divine raises his mic again.*

Chris Divine: Oh....Jose...Divine forgot to mention...at Do or Die you and I will go 1 on 1, in a steel cage match!!!!

*The fans go crazy over this announcement, as the camera's cut to a commercial with the two men staring down at one another from opposite sides of the arena.*

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Michael Cole: Welcome back to Anarchy! And another huge match for Do or Die was announced before the break as HolyJose agreed to face Chris Divine in a Steel Cage match!

Josh Matthews: I can’t wait for that one!

Michael Cole: Neither can I Josh, just so Divine beats the fuck outta that AWF reject!

Josh Matthews: Well okay then. That was uncalled for.

Michael Cole: What do you mean, that was uncalled for? Nobody wants him in this company!

Josh Matthews: I think these fans do Cole.

Michael Cole: Yeah but what do the fans know. If they could, they’d have Hornswoggle challenge Jman at Do or Die- and who wants that?

It's Rob Rage!

Michael Cole: What the hell is he doing back out here?

Josh Matthews: I’m guessing he has something to say?

*The Universal Champion Rob Rage makes his way out onto the ramp with an uncharacteristic scowl on his face. He slings the title over his shoulder and lifts up the mic to his mouth*

Rob Rage: Well sorry guys, you’ve caught me in a bad mood again. I haven’t been in this bad a mood since I embarrassed myself by losing to Carlos Alberto “Razor Wannabe” Ramon. You wanna know why? Well, let’s just say I’m a little bit of a sore loser. I hate losing at anything. Let alone losing at the thing I’ve dedicated my life to, and in my humble opinion I’m pretty damn good at it, and that’s wrestling. And when the person I’m losing to at the sport that I love is a complete and utter dickhead like a certain Luke Jameson, well I just don’t take it too well. But hey, you win some and you lose some.

Speaking of winning, it’s not too long until Do or Die now is it? And who am I facing? Oh yeah, that’s right, I’m facing Alex Kidd… again. I mean, it feels like only two PPVs ago that I last beat him for the title. What’s that? Oh it was, oh okay. Well, y’know I’m sure he’s earned this latest shot. Probably won some big match at the last PPV. What? He didn’t? He wasn’t even on the card? Okay then… So… Sounds like a walkover to me, dunno about you guys.

*Crowd begin chanting “Walk-O-Ver, Walk-O-Ver” Repeatedly*

Rob Rage: I think they agree. Just a hunch, y’know. So basically it’s going to be me squashing Alex Kidd again, exactly the same as at Doomsday. Sounds a bit boring to me. Bit repetitive, both for all of you guys and for me too. I like a bit of variety in my life. Soooo, let’s shake things up a little. I fancy something different, something new. I fancy trying out a match that I’ve never been in before in my career, and I’ve been yearning to try it out. How about this. Do or Die. Universal Championship. Alex Kidd vs. Rob Rage. LADDER MATCH!

*The fans go nuts at this challenge before...*

GM TIME!

*Eric Bischoff walks out onto the stage and has a mic of his own. The fans die down a bit from the earlier excitement before Bischoff speaks.*

Eric Bischoff: You know what Rob, that’s a brilliant idea!

*The fans pop again.*

Eric Bischoff: That’s right. In 9 days, you will see Rob Rage defend his Universal Championship in a Ladder Match against Alex Kidd!

*The fans go nuts as Bischoff and Rage both smile. Rage heads backstage as Bischoff stays on the stage.*

Eric Bischoff: Well right now, we’re gonna see Eddie Juarez against The Panzer Division as promised last week!

*The fans pop again as Eric heads backstage and the Panzer Division’s music hits. They head out together for the next match as the fans pop.*

Michael Cole: Wow. So Alex Kidd wins the Universal Championship at Do or Die in a Ladder match?

Josh Matthews: That is if he can beat Rob Rage, which won’t be as easy as you’re making it out to be Cole.

Michael Cole: Well I can’t wait for Eddie Juarez to destroy both of these men right now.



Josh Matthews: Well that’s new.

Michael Cole: I had the pleasure of talking to Eddie earlier, and he told me that Bro(c)ski productions made it. Great stuff.

Josh Matthews: It still doesn’t make Eddie any less of a jackass.

*Eddie Juarez walks out onto the stage as the fans boos nearly cover his music up. Eddie smirks as he walks down the ramp, wearing his wrestling tights and leather jacket. He takes off his leather jacket before he gets into the ring and walks around to the commentary table. He hands it to Cole before climbing into the ring.*

Michael Cole: Oh my god. What an honour!

*Cole puts the jacket on.*

Josh Matthews: What an idiot.

Michael Cole: This is so cosy!

Josh Matthews: And I repeat. What an idiot.

Match 4: The Panzer Division vs. Eddie Juarez- Handicap Match


Josh Matthews: What a big boot! Eddie may be out!

Michael Cole: Come on Eddie! You got this!

*Karl picks Eddie up and backs him up to the corner. He pounds on Eddie’s head a couple of times before whipping him across to the other corner, where Eddie bounces off and falls to the ground holding his back. Karl picks Eddie up again and hits a scoop slam. He goes for a cover.

1!
2!
Kick out!

Karl pounds the canvas in anger before dragging Eddie up again but Eddie gets a second wind, knocking Karl’s arms off his head and hitting a right hand. He follows up with a dropkick and begins to pound on Karl’s head as he is on the floor. He hits an elbow drop to Karl’s heart and goes for a cover.

1!
2!
Kick out!

Eddie picks Karl up and goes for a vertical suplex, but Karl stops it and hits his own vertical suplex! He backs up to the corner and waits for Eddie to get up. Eddie does so and Karl goes for Guten Nacht but Eddie ducks under the boot and bounces off the ropes, hitting a clothesline on the rebound, sending Karl down. Karl begins to get back up but Eddie kicks him in the side of his head! He begins to feel it and goes to the top rope, but Oli jumps in the ring and hits the Guten Nacht as Eddie climbs up, causing him to fall backwards to the floor below!*

Josh Matthews: What a kick from Oli! Eddie must be out!

Michael Cole: Oli shouldn’t be getting involved! He wasn’t the legal man!

*Oli drops down to the ringside area and throws Eddie into the ring. He walks back to his corner as Karl reaches his feet in the ring. He stumbles across to the corner where Oli is and tags him in. He walks back across to Eddie and lifts him onto his shoulders as Oli climbs onto the top rope. Karl turns back to Oli and they complete the Die Krawatte! Oli covers Eddie.

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3! *

Winners: The Panzer Division

Josh Matthews: The Panzers did it! They ended Eddie’s unbeaten streak!

Michael Cole: Shut up Josh!

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*The Panzer Division celebrate before leaving the ring and going underneath it. They pull out a crate of beer and leave through the crowd, handing out the occasional can to a fan on the way. They stop as they reach an exit but before they can leave.*

Eddie Juarez: Hey! Hey you German fucks!

*The fans boo as Eddie Juarez reaches his feet in the ring.*

Eddie Juarez: Two against one and you still couldn’t finish the job! I win due to a disqualification as Oli wasn’t even the legal man when he kicked me off the turnbuckle!

*The fans boo again as Eddie smiles in the ring. He goes to speak again but he’s cut off by another voice as Eric Bischoff walks out onto the stage.*

Eric Bischoff: Actually Eddie, you lost.

*The fans pop as Eddie is angry in the ring.*

Eddie Juarez: Well what did you expect Bischoff?! It was two against one! I was outnumbered! Give me a fair match against those two and I’ll beat them both so badly they’ll never be seen on Anarchy again!

*The fans boo as Karl & Oli are shown laughing near the exit. They wave goodbye before leaving.*

Eric Bischoff: What exactly are you suggesting Eddie?

Eddie Juarez: A tag match. Give me a partner and I’ll beat them both!

Eric Bischoff: I’m sorry Eddie, you’ll have to find your own partner.

Eddie Juarez: You’re the general manager! Find me a fuckin’ partner!

Eric Bischoff: I don’t think anybody WANTS to team with you.

*The fans pop.*

Eddie Juarez: So the Anarchy locker room turns on me. That’s fine. Find me somebody from Havoc. Or Redemption. Find me somebody from a different company. I don’t care who the hell my partner is. I’ll take them both out at Do or Die!

Eric Bischoff: I tell you what Eddie. If you find a partner yourself, no matter what brand, no matter what company, I’ll give you your match.

*The fans boo as Eddie smirks.*

Eddie Juarez: That’s the best thing you’ve ever done. Let me get this clear. I’m the most dangerous man in the world, I ended the career of Felix Guerrero, and I’m gonna do the same to both Karl and Oli Panzer.

*The fans boo loudly.*

Eddie Juarez: They’ll be beaten so badly, so comprehensively, that these fans will never forget the sight of their lifeless bodies strewn around this ring. These fans that share beers with them, that cheer for them as they walk out of the curtain- let’s see how loudly they cheer when The Panzer Division’s family announce their immediate retirement from in-ring action, because when I’m finished with them- they won’t even have the ability to speak.

*The fans boo louder than they have all segment as Eddie laughs.*

Eddie Juarez: And all this is possible, because I’m the most dangerous man in the world. I’ll get the most dangerous partner in the world. BECAUSE I AM EDDIE JUAREZ! REMEMBER THE NAME!

*Eddie drops the mic and leaves the ring, heading away up the ramp as we head to commercial.*

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Michael Cole: Welcome back to Anarchy! Before the break, we had yet another huge match added to Do or Die as Eddie Juarez and a partner of his choosing take on The Panzer Division!

Josh Matthews: Eddie said that he will pick the ‘most dangerous partner in the world’- who could he possibly mean?

Michael Cole: I’m not sure Josh, but he did say he could go anywhere, from Havoc to Redemption to another company! Who could Eddie possibly mean?!

Josh Matthews: I’m not sure, but right now, it’s time for Vulgar to take on Paul Pharaoh!

Michael Cole: He’s ‘PRINCE’ Paul Pharaoh. Be careful he doesn’t get you beheaded for treason.

Josh Matthews: Cole. It’s 2012.

Michael Cole: And you’re an idiot. Now we have the obvious out of the way, let’s see the Prince kick some ass!

Bow Down

Michael Cole: IT’S THE PRINCE!

*Paul Pharaoh walks out onto the stage as the fans boo loudly. He smirks as he makes his way down to the ring. He climbs in and lifts his arms up as the fans boo louder.*

Josh Matthews: These people really hate him Cole.

Michael Cole: These people are disrespectful bastards! This man in the ring is a PRINCE! They should at least show respect.

Josh Matthews: But he’s not a real prince.

Michael Cole: Do you WANT your head?!

Josh Matthews: Weirdly enough, not the craziest question you’ve ever asked me.

VULGAR!

*Vulgar makes his way out to the stage but as he walks down the ramp, he begins to rap.*

Vulgar: Tonight HWA, is my toughest test so far.
I'm facing Paul Pharaoh *crowd boo's,* the man who drinks Pepsi at a bar

He can't have fun, he can't beat Mac
He says I quit, he has a cock in his crack

You fan's all know it, Pharaoh can't tie my freakin shoe
You can count of him losing, more than cows do moo

You're a loner Pharaoh, a tosser if I ever saw one
After tonight Pharaoh, I swear you are done

You need a bodyguard Pharaoh, you're as week as a sponge
I kick ass' more, than you are covered in your own gunge

Hardcore Wrestling, the V Curse is here
I'm here for all you fans, while Paul just is for a queer

How you have this much success I don't know, it's like a be the booker
*Get's out a $20 note* Give this to your girlfriend Paul, or as I call her, the cheapest hooker

You see, she's a whore, and she sounds like a witch
I'm Mr. Pimp daddy, *throws the $20 into the crowd,* and your GF's a tight bitch

Pharaoh you're a loser, why don't you admit it
Defibrillators cause you to quit, while tonight, I cause you to shit

I'll beat your ass Paul, you'll run out of luck
Tonight you'll piss ya pants, but V couldn't give a...

*Vulgar drops the mic and runs down to the ring as the fans shout ‘FUCK!’*

Michael Cole: Why do we have to be subjected to that every week? Prince, can you destroy him so we don’t have to listen to this?!

Josh Matthews: I think these fans love it Cole.

Match 5: ‘Prince’ Paul Pharaoh vs. Vulgar

Winner: Paul Pharaoh

Michael Cole: EVERYBODY BOW DOWN! What a win for the Prince!

Josh Matthews: He did look impressive Cole. I’ll give you that.

Michael Cole: And because of that, you can keep your head.

*Paul Pharaoh is handed a mic in the ring and he waits until the crowd has died down before speaking again.*

Paul Pharaoh: BOW DOWN TO THE PRINCE!

*The boos pick up again but Pharaoh refuses to be drowned out.*

Paul Pharaoh: Yet again- I prove myself as the best Anarchy superstar, yet no opportunities come my way. I’m resigned down to having to face rapping peasants such as this piece of shit. Why, he isn’t any better than any of you St. Louis idiots!

*The fans boo louder but Pharaoh continues.*

Paul Pharaoh: I’ve heard Broc Flucker is here- so I have something to say to him. Give up. You will not get your company back! And it’s in a much better position without you here anyway. This is MY show. I’m the only perfect member of this roster- of any roster in the world! I am BETTER than everybody and anybody in this building, in this company, in the world!

THE PRINCE HAS SPOKEN!

*Pharaoh drops the mic and jumps onto one of the turnbuckles as we head to commercial.*

[No_1eddiefan]

*As soon as we return from commercial, we cut straight to backstage. Eric Bischoff is sat in his office as the camera focuses on him. He looks up and smiles before proceeding to speak.*

Eric Bischoff: Last week, The Best of British issued a challenge to The Perfect Warriors for a match over the Tag Championships at Do or Die. Since then, there has been a radio silence on the matter from everybody in HWA. From Dave Sullivan all the way down to The Perfect Warriors themselves. Therefore, as GM of Anarchy, I have made the executive decision that this match will go ahead in just nine days.

*The fans go nuts as we return to ringside.*

Michael Cole: Another huge match in what is lining up to be a great event!

Josh Matthews: One man who doesn’t have a match at Do or Die is Johnny Hot, but he has promised to make an impact. He’s in action, right now!

Michael Cole: If I know Hot, and I do know Hot, he’ll definitely make the impact he promises.

*Charlie Knuckles’ music hits and he makes his way out to no crowd reaction at all. He climbs into the ring and waits for Johnny Hot.*



*Johnny Hot makes his way down to the ring for his match. He slides in as boos ring out. He smirks as the referee rings the bell.*

Match 5: Charlie Knuckles vs. Johnny Hot

Winner: Johnny Hot

*Hot gets his hand raised, then walks to the corner of the ring and demands- and receives- a microphone*

Johnny Hot: Hmm... That wasn't too bad for this rookie's first match! ... Wait? ... What? That wasn't his debut? Who the hell was that!?! I've never seen him before!

*Most of the crowd boos, but a small portion can't help but laugh*

Johnny Hot: Actually it doesn't matter who he is, because in years to come no one will remember Charlie Fisticuffs or whatever his name is. But do you know who people will remember? Yours truly, the man you all paid to see, Johnny Hot.

*Crowd Boos*

Johnny Hot: And everyone will also remember the date May 13, 2012.

Josh Matthews: I wish Hot would just tell us what is going to happen at Do or Die on the 13th!

Michael Cole: Come on Josh, Hot is a smart man. I'm sure he has things planned out. So why on God's green Earth would he tell the world and ruin his plans?

Johnny Hot: May 13th. Nine days. Wrestlers in the locker room and fans alike, be warned- you have nine days left to enjoy life as you know it, to go on with your normal, routine lives. Then it's all over. Everything you believed will be shattered, and I will stand tall!

*Crowd Boos Loudly*

Johnny Hot: Why would you boo that? I just can't comprehend you morons' stupidity sometimes. May 13th is the end of complacency and boredom in HWA, it will be the start of the new regime- a regime where the talented rise and the losers fall. Men like me- the Greatest Wrestler Who Ever Lived, the Personification of Perfection- will be rewarded for their supremacy, their greatness.

*Crowd Boos Louder*

Johnny Hot: SSSHHH... Do you see the microphone in my hand? That means I talk, you listen. Get it? Got it? Good.

*Crowd Boos*

Johnny Hot: A week from Sunday, HWA gets turned upside down. Prepare yourselves. Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.

*Hot drops the mic and walks backstage*

Michael Cole: I can’t wait to find out what’s going to happen come next Sunday!

Josh Matthews: And up next, we find out who Jman faces in the main event. Don’t go anywhere!

Commercial Break

[No_1eddiefan]

The Humbler

*Luke Jameson walks out wearing a pair of black jeans, a pair of clean white tennis shoes, and a white, tucked in, long sleeved, button up shirt. He walks to the ring with a serious look on his face as the fans boo him hysterically. He walks up the steps, gets in the ring, and demands a mic. He puts the mic to his lips but before he can say anything, the fans start a chant...*

Fans: YOU DON'T HAVE IT!!! YOU DON'T HAVE IT!!! YOU DON'T HAVE IT!!!

*He just looks around at the fans as they continue the chant for a few moments. Finally...*

Luke Jameson: WHAT...IN...THE HELL...DO YOU HYPOCRITES KNOW?!!

*The fans boo. Luke continues anyway*

Luke Jameson: So Jman I picked your poison for tonight and I can only that he is better than the pathetic, no talent, piece of nothing that you picked for me, Rob Rage. His name is Chris Divine, but before he gets out here, let me just inform you mindless drones of something. Last week, all Jman was trying to do was get into my head. He knows that I am not only...

*Starts counting out on his fingers*

Luke Jameson: A physically intimidating presence...

A submission expert...

A constant in the wrestling industry with ten years experience behind me...

And, with help from some of the best wrestlers in this industry, the best ring technician in HWA, but he knows that my confidence has skyrocketed since I stopped pandering to you people. So he tries to plant a seed, a seed of doubt that he was hoping would make me start second guessing myself. Well if you all watch this video, it becomes painfully, especially for Jman, obvious that his plan failed.

*The screen lights up and it starts showing the events following the contract signing last week*

*Jameson begins to use the ropes to get up but Jman lines him up. He goes for a big back drop but Jameson breaks out and pushes Jman back. He picks Jman up and hits a spinebuster through the table! Jameson picks the Supremacy World Championship up and holds it aloft over a fallen Jman.*

*Luke is shown back in the ring with a smile on his face as the fans boo massively*

Luke Jameson: Now let me ask you hypocrites something. Did the man standing tall in that video look like he was in doubt? DID THAT MAN, WHO WAS HOLDING THE HWA SUPREMACY WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP OVER THE FALLEN CHAMPION, LOOK LIKE HE WAS SECOND GUESSING HIMSELF?!!! The answer is simple...HELL NO!!!

*Luke looks into the camera while the fans continue to boo*

Luke Jameson: Now let me tell you a few things Jman. I have been thinking about why I was never given a chance to hold any titles before coming here and the only reason I could think of is the man who is looking at you through this camera right now. They knew that if I was carrying a title and I realized my true potential, the potential that I am now putting on display for the worlds undeserving viewing pleasure on a weekly basis...

*The fans boo their heads off but Luke doesn't break away from the camera*

Luke Jameson: Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, else would ever hold that title again. I don't think, I KNOW I AM THE BEST WRESTLER WHO HAS EVER LIVED!!! I am confident, now more the ever, that it is my time...

*Luke looks to the sky and brings the mic up*

Luke Jameson: BECAUSE I AM PRESENT AND FUTURE GREATNESS...I AM THE BLUEPRINT OF FUTURE GENERATIONS...AND I WILL SOON BE THE HWA SUPREMACY WORLD CHAMPION...

*Luke holds for a minute before looking into the camera and finishing*

Luke Jameson: I am The Humbler...Luke Jameson.

*Jameson drops the mic and leaves the ring heading up to the top of the ramp. He turns around at the top and smirks before heading backstage.*

Michael Cole: Chris Divine! Oh boy, this is gonna be one hell of a match!

Josh Matthews: Divine is undefeated in HWA! Jman has a problem on his hands in tonight’s main event!

The Divine One

Michael Cole: Here he comes! What a guy.

*Chris Divine makes his way out for the main event. The crowd mostly boos but there are a few cheers in there. He climbs into the ring and the booing intensifies.*

Supreme Being

Josh Matthews: Here comes the Champ! Jman is the top guy on Anarchy and Divine has a test he hasn’t had to have yet in HWA!

*Jman makes his way out to the stage as the entire arena jumps up and cheers. He has a look of seriousness on his face as he makes his way down to the ring.*

Michael Cole: Divine will show everybody what a fake champion Jman is!

Josh Matthews: I seriously doubt that Cole!

Main Event: Chris Divine vs. Jman



*Divine hits a right hand, sending Jman back into the corner. He follows up with a clothesline before hitting a dropkick.*

Michael Cole: What a main event so far Josh! Divine looks like he’s finding a second wind here though!

Josh Matthews: You can say that again, but Jman has proven time and time again that he can leave it late to win.

*Divine picks Jman up and goes for a Divine Intervention but Jman pushes Divine away. He hits a Superkick! He covers Divine.

One!
Two!
Thre-NO! Right at the last second, Divine somehow gets a shoulder up! Jman can’t believe it as he lets go of Divine. He lines up another superkick as Divine begins to get up, but Luke Jameson runs down to the ring. He jumps onto the apron but Jman hits him with a Superkick, sending him sprawling to the floor below! He turns around and Divine drops the Champ with a Divine Intervention!*

Michael Cole: That’s it Josh! It’s over!

Josh Matthews: That’s due to Luke Jameson! If Jman loses here, that’s ridiculous- Jman didn’t get involved in Luke’s match earlier!

Michael Cole: That’s because Jman isn’t as clever as Luke!

*Divine crawls across and places his arm on Jman.*

Josh Matthews: 1...2...JMAN KICKS OUT! Oh my god, what resilience!

Michael Cole: Well that was a slow count if I ever saw one.

*Divine can’t believe it as he pulls himself up by the ropes. He lines up another Divine Intervention as Jman begins to get up himself. He turns around and Divine goes for the Divine Intervention but Jman pushes him away and as Divine turns around, he hits a Superkick! He covers Divine!*

Josh Matthews: 1..2..3! Jman wins! Jman wins!

Winner: Jman

*Jman rises in the ring as Jameson gets in himself. He begins to line up the Knox One Out but Jman hits a Superkick as Jameson runs at him. Jman holds the Supremacy World Championship up high as we head to commercial.*

[No_1eddiefan]

Michael Cole: Welcome back to Anarchy! And we’re waiting now for Broc Flucker!

Josh Matthews: Let’s talk about that match we just saw. What a match. Chris Divine put up one hell of a fight, but the Supremacy Champion overcame the odds!

Michael Cole: I’d rather not Josh. Jman won. Let’s move on.

Josh Matthews: Whatever you say Cole.

*Saliva's Superstar plays through the loud speakers as former HWA owner Broc Flucker makes his way out to the ring.*

Michael Cole: Here he comes! I wonder what he has to say for himself!

*Rather than the depressed state he looked to be on Havoc last week, Broc seems to be in a happy mood. He looks very happy in fact. What could this mean? I guess we're about to find out as Broc climbs in the ring with a microphone in hand and begins to speak*

Broc: So, I'm sure you all might be wondering why I'm so happy right now. Well, I'm feeling in a generous mood today, so I'll share it with all of you. You see, earlier today I figured out the one thing that is going to regain me HWA. I found the one diamond in the rough that is going to make everything better for me. I found the one way to take down Sullivan.

You see, earlier today I figured out that while Dave Sullivan still owns the majority of the company, I still have almost all of the business side of things. It's in my contract right now that I own everything to do with HWA's business side of the company, until August 12th. So with that being said, I needed to find a way to take that in my favor, and turn it against Sullivan.

Well, after a whole day of thinking with my lawer, I've finally decided a way for me to make things mine again. I am going to sell the Hardcore Wrestling Association, and make a new HWA from scratch! Every member of the roster who would prefer me as owner would be offered double their current salary to come to the new company. This will make Dave Sullivan literally powerless.

So Sullivan, you have 2 options: 1. You could hand over the company to me right now, and we all walk away happy. Or 2. I will make a new company and leave you on the street. What's it gonna be Sullivan? Do you really want to see this happen?

*Broc turns to wait for Sullivan to turn up but out of the curtain come the same security guards that have been taking Broc out of the building week in, week out. Broc shakes his head and says ‘not this week’- before leaving the ring and climbing into the crowd as the fans all pop loudly. Broc walks away through the crowd as the security guards stop on the ramp.*

Josh Matthews: Wow. What an announcement! A rival for HWA? What does this mean for the future?!

Michael Cole: It means we could get rid of some deadwood!

Josh Matthews: Well that’s all we have time for this week folks, tune in next week!

*We get another shot of Broc walking away through the crowd before the screen fades to black and the HWA logo flashes across.*

[Broc]

The Bro(c)ski's Point of View: Anarchy, episode 11

What up HWA folks! I'm here to do the first ever HWA review show! This will be happening for every show that gets aired here in HWA for the time being, and I'll be doing it every time, starting with tonight's Anarchy.

Alright- We'll get right into things with Jman's promo. Excellent promo if I do say so myself. Jman saying that the only thing Jameson did was piss him off even more was a great line. That and picking Rob Rage for the Pick Your Poison match was great. I've always been a fan of the pick your poison thing. Always thought it's a great way to forward a main event feud, especially towards a PPV.

Match #1 Luke Jameson vs. Rob Rage: I'm not a huge fan of having our Universal champ losing this lose to the PPV, but I think it was a good way to make Luke seem like more of a threat to take the title at Do or Die. This is followed up by a decent promo by Alex Kidd.

Match #2 Daniel Richards vs. Dash Dangerous: Daniel cuts an interesting promo to start, another easy jobbing match for him. Hopefully we don't see too many more of these so Daniel can begin to actually further himself.

Nice little.... "interview" with the Panzers. If you can even call it that, lol, still a decent promo.

Match #3 Holy Jose vs. Harlie Davidson: HJ wins. YAY!

Great promo by Divine, and maybe an even better response from Jose. These 2 are both looking very good together, and their match at DoD should be interesting.

Rob Rage's promos really get to me. I honestly just feel like I'm watching and listening to him closely every time he speaks. As far as promos by faces go, he's right up there with Jman for the best on Anarchy.

Alex Kidd and Rob Rage in a ladder match will be interesting. Quite interesting in fact. Excellent Rob Rage promo.

Match #4 Eddie Juarez vs. The Panzers: To be honest, it's good to see Juarez's strea end early. It'll take a lot off his back to perform better. Plus, it's a handicap match against one of the best teams in HWA. Juarez deserved a loss there. I'll be interested to see who Juarez's partner is for DoD, even though I already know who it is

Vulgar promo- This might be my favorite character in HWA right now. The rapping is just great, I love it. It's fresh, new, a nice change of pace, and I honestly have no idea how Destruction knows how to rap this well.

Match #5 vulgar vs. Paul Pharaoh: Firstly, the match video fit the situation perfectly. Kudos to Eddie for that. Sad to see Vulgar lose early on, but I guess it's for the better.

Good promo by Pharaoh to follow as well.

Match #6 Johnny Hot vs. Charlie Knuckles: First off, you listed this as match 5 when it was 6.... tsk tsk, Eddie.
Anyway, the match was an obvious result, but the Hot promo afterwards was another golden one by Giddy. Can anyone show me a bad, or even decent Johnny Hot promo? He's been nothing but quality since coming in, and honestly, he's really grown on me. I booked him from tag teaming to #1 contender pretty quickly, and I haven't regretted it one bit.

Next up- The Luke Jameson promo was great. I've loved every bit of his heel turn. It's been nothing but great promo after great promo. This guy refuses to let me down.

Main Event: Jman vs. Chris Divine: Seeing Divine be able to get his lips wet in the main events is great to see, as he does deserve to be up there. A great finish, and then J getting the upper hand on Jameson was good to see. Great match overall.
The Broc promo was genius. Huge props to the person who made that.

In all seriousness, that segment went great, and coming from me, I love the direction of the Broc and Sullivan feud, and it still has a long way to go.

So....

THE PROS OF ANARCHY

-Michael Cole's commentary
-Most promos were quality
-Chris Divine seeing his first main event match

Overall, great Anarchy, and I honestly can't find a bad thing with it at all.

Final Ranking:

Anarchy was spot on this week. 10/10 from me. It couldn't be any better.