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    Someone Else!?!

    Mick Foley: Oh no... It's Chainz! He's a member of those fucking brutes the Clique!

    Tazz: If things go wrong I'm not ashamed to say I'll push you in the way.


    *Chainz walks out to the ring with a smirk on his face. It seems that he is amused by what has just been said*

    Chainz: Come on guys... We all know that I deserve a title shot! I mean let's face it, I am a member of the most dominant faction in HWA and I am possible the strongest superstar in this company. I've made a living out of raising hell and beating the shit out of people, and I would gladly do whatever it takes if it means that I receive the title shot.

    That's all I'm gonna say now, because I know that my abilities should speak for themselves. But whoever is in charge of this pathetic excuse of a show knows where to find me when they make their mind up.

    Is that it? Nope.

    Tazz: This is Kryptonite. We have yet to hear from this man, who made his Redemption debut last week in a great match against Jayson Flash!

    Mick Foley: He came over from Havoc during the draft, and I think he can be huge!

    Tazz: Is he here to claim Number 1 Contendership too? Because he still has a lot to prove!

    Kryptonite: Enough of all this petty bickering! Not a single one of you deserves the Extreme Title! Last week you all saw my debut- it was one of the best matches ever here on Redemption!

    *Mixed Reaction*

    Kryptonite: Yeah, it's true I'm new here on Redemption, so what? When I get this shot I will win the title, and I will prove that I am Redemption's top dog! I am here in the Extreme Title scene and I am here to stay!

    *Crowd Pops*

    Kryptonite: What do you say Heyman? Hmm?



    Heyman: Well, well, well! It looks like we have a sticky situation here! We have five men all claiming to have right to the number one contendership! Most have very valid reasons! So here's what we'll do- at Summerfest we will have an Elimination Tables match for a shot at the Extreme Title!

    *Crowd Pops*

    Heyman: This match will feature Sweet Jones, due to his win on Sunday!

    *Crowd Cheers*

    Heyman: Ano Doom, due to his win over Cody McDerrell!

    *Crowd Boos*

    Heyman: The Bullet because he beat Nick Cranium!

    *Crowd Cheers Again*

    Heyman: And Chainz, because, like it or not, he made an impact!!!

    *Huge Boos*

    Kryptonite: Uh, Mr. Heyman? I think you're missing someone!


    Heyman: Kryptonite, what have you done? Honestly?

    Kryptonite: I need a chance!

    Heyman: You want a chance? Fine. Up next, if Kryptonite wins he gets in the match, Bullet, Doom & Chainz vs Kryptonite, Sweet Jones, and
    This Man!

    *Cody McDerrell walks out with a big smile, and walks to the ring high fiving fans*


    Heyman: Good luck Kryptonite- because this is your only chance!
    It's... FAAAAAAAAANDAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGOOOOOOOO

     

    Former HWA Writer

    Johnny Hot:

    Former HWA Supremacy World Champion
    Award for Feud of the Year (2012) (The Clique vs HWA)
    Award for Shocker of the Year (2012) (The Clique attacks KJ)

    Sweet Jones:
    Former Inferno Ignition Champion
    Former member of HWA, EWNCW, and (unofficially) EWA

    Cody McDerrell:
    ​HWA's Resident Redneck
    Former member of HWA and EWA



  2. #952
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    Mick Foley: Kryptonite is lucky- he better not screw this up!

    Tazz: Well with partners like Cody McDerrell & Sweet Jones you better be good!

    Mick Foley: Come on Tazz, you may not like them but you have to respect them!

    Tazz: Eh... I don't have to.

    Match #5: Cody McDerrell, Sweet Jones & Kryptonite vs The Bullet, Ano Doom & Chainz

    (Cody = Ryder; Jones = Punk; Kryptonite = Bryan vs Bullet = Ziggler; Doom = Del Rio; Chainz = Miz)

    (3:50-11:24)


    Mick Foley: McDerrell is getting his ass beat!

    Tazz: And look at the look on Kryptonite's face- he knows that with every shot that Cody takes his shot at the Extreme Title slips away more and more.

    Mick Foley: Well this is the most important match in Kryptonite's career- and he has no control over it right now!


    *Doom gets in the ring, towering over Cody. He pushes him up against the corner and hits shoulder thrust after shoulder thrust! The ref begins counting!*

    1!

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    3!

    4!

    *Doom stops, and chops Bullet in the chest for the tag. Bullet gets in the ring, but turns around and gets in Doom's face. Doom shoves him, and Bullet falls back at Cody! Cody goes for the roll up!*

    1!

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    *Bullet kicks out! Cody gets up a second quicker than Bullet, and as Bullet runs at him Cody pops the hips and hits a big Belly to Belly! Cody gets the tag to Jones! Jones gets in the ring and goes right after Bullet! He hits a dropkick to the head of the down Fourth Generation Star, and then starts hitting knees to the head! He goes to the top turnbuckle and waits for Bullet to gets up! He goes for the Cross Body... But Bullet dives out of the way and Jones crashes and burns! Bullet begins dragging himself over to his corner, as does Jones. Bullet tags in Chainz! Chainz runs in the ring and picks up Jones! He lifts him up in a Silverback Attack (Ryback Finisher), and drops him down! He goes for the pin!*

    1!

    2!

    *Jones powers out of it!*

    Mick Foley: What a match! None of these men are gonna quit!

    Tazz: One thing I don't get- why is Jones even trying? If he wins he'll have even less a chance of winning!

    Mick Foley: That's just the kinda guy Jones is!

    *Chainz grabs Jones by the throat, but Jones shoves his hand off and gets up, then hits a dropkick to the face! Chainz falls back into his corner and Doom blind tags in! Jones gets over to his own corner and tags in Kryptonite! Kryptonite runs right at Doom, but Doom hits a big boot! He raises his fist, but gets spun around- Bullet grabs him and hits a Rock Bottom! Cody runs in and pushes Chainz off the apron! Kryptonite picks Doom up and hits Rejected!*

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    DB: THE WINNERS OF THIS MATCH, SWEET JONES, CODY MCDERRELL, AND KRYPTONITE!!!

    Mick Foley: Well it looks like the Fatal Fourway Elimination Tables Match just turned into a Fiveway!

    Tazz: What a match- but Bullet just screwed himself and his team mates!

    Mick Foley: Well Doom did have some pretty rough tags!

    Tazz: Well nonetheless, at Summerfest it's official- for Number One Contendership it will be Krytonite vs The Bullet vs Ano Doom vs Chainz vs Sweet Jones, in an Elimination Tables Match!

    Mick Foley: And they may face one of the two men in our next match, our main event- KJ PUNK vs Chris King!
    It's... FAAAAAAAAANDAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGOOOOOOOO

     

    Former HWA Writer

    Johnny Hot:

    Former HWA Supremacy World Champion
    Award for Feud of the Year (2012) (The Clique vs HWA)
    Award for Shocker of the Year (2012) (The Clique attacks KJ)

    Sweet Jones:
    Former Inferno Ignition Champion
    Former member of HWA, EWNCW, and (unofficially) EWA

    Cody McDerrell:
    ​HWA's Resident Redneck
    Former member of HWA and EWA



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    Mick Foley: Oh man... This match is huge! Whoever wins will have big momentum, along with AJ Dixon who defeated Ali Kazam in our opening contest!

    Tazz: This one will be great! And we have it, right now!

    DB: This match is the main event, set for one fall!



    DB: Introducing first, K! J! PUNK!

    Tazz: This man is the most impressive rookie I have ever seen! In his first night he became number one contender to a top title!

    Mick Foley: KJ is a very great star here on Redemption- but tonight I'm going to go with Chris King!

    Tazz: Ugh, Chris King. He's overrated! If Sly McGraw hadn't interfered in the Final Four Battle Royal last month right now we'd have seen KJ PUNK vs AJ Dixon vs Ali Kazam vs AZREAL!

    Mick Foley: Who knows.

    Tazz: I DO! IT WOULD'VE BEEN AZREAL!

    DB: And his opponent, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, CHRIS KING!!!

    Mick Foley: This man is an amazing talent!

    Tazz: Stop riding his dick!

    Mick Foley: I'm not riding his dick! I'm simply admiring how amazing he is!

    Tazz: Wow. Do you hear yourself?

    Main Event: KJ PUNK vs Chris King

    (CM Punk = KJ PUNK vs Edge = Chris King)

    (2:30-8:03)


    Mick Foley: And the Edge-O-Matic from King to PUNK, just when it looked like KJ had control!

    Tazz: Damn, this match has been great- but it looks like King is taking control... COME ON KJ!

    *King puts the arm across*

    1!

    2!

    *KJ kicks out, and King gets up angrily. King climbs outside the apron, then goes for a springboard somersault leg drop, but KJ rolls out of the way! KJ drags himself up, then grabs King's head and rolls forward, putting King in the Horns of Aries! King is struggling, but won't quit!*

    Tazz: He's gotta quit! Look at that torque!

    Mick Foley: King will pass out before tapping!

    *King tries to drag himself to the ropes, but can't and is in obvious agony. He starts elbowing KJ, and KJ let's go of him and starts hitting elbows to the back of King's head! KJ does this a number of times until the ref finally steps in and drags KJ off. KJ yells at the ref, and when he turns around King hits the Cyclone Kill! He goes for the pin!*

    1!

    2!

    *KJ kicks out! King grabs KJ by the head and picks him up, and Irish Whips him. As KJ comes back King jumps up on his shoulders and goes for a Hurricanrana! He begins to spin down, but is stopped at KJ's legs! KJ steps over, setting him up for the Clash, but then drops his legs! KJ jumps and hits a HUGE Canadian Destroyer!*

    1!

    2!

    *KING KICKS OUT!*

    Tazz: I don't like King... But the kid has heart, I'll give him that.

    Mick Foley: I don't know how one could withstand this onslaught!

    Tazz: I don't know, KJ is really digging into King!

    Mick Foley: King just needs to reach down inside and pull out that little something extra!

    *KJ lifts King up angrily and recklessly, and yells in his face "STAY THE FUCK DOWN!" KJ lifts King up and goes for an Otungaroo, but King reverses it and hits a DDT! Both men are down and the ref starts his count!*

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    Mick Foley: Oh come on, the match can't end like this!

    3!

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    5!

    Tazz: They're moving!

    6!

    *Both men get up on their feet, but are very wobbly. KJ stumbles towards King, but out of nowhere King kicks KJ in the stomach, and picks him up on his shoulders! KJ is struggling to get out, but King is holding on tight! King then drops him down and hits the Cradle Shock!*

    1!

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    *This time it's KJ who has to push his shoulders off the mat! King waits for KJ to get on his hands and knees, and hits a big Drive-By kick! He then drags KJ over to the corner, and goes over to the opposite corner, setting up for the KTFO! He runs in for it, but KJ pops up and hits the Rolling Elbow right to the running King's jaw! King is unconscious!*

    1!

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    DB: The winner of this match, K! J! PUNK!

    Tazz: He did it! KJ did it!

    Mick Foley: What a match. That was a fight to the end!

    Tazz: I thought King had that one!

    Mick Foley: Me too, but ring awareness, and maybe a bit of playing possum gave KJ PUNK the win!

    Tazz: The man is still undefeated, and has tons of momentum towards Summerfest!

    Mick Foley: Right now KJ PUNK is unbeaten- and I'm not sure that will end any time soon!

    Tazz: That's all for tonight folks, make sure to tune in next week for more great action!


    *Show fades to black with a dazed KJ PUNK getting his hand raised*
    It's... FAAAAAAAAANDAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGOOOOOOOO

     

    Former HWA Writer

    Johnny Hot:

    Former HWA Supremacy World Champion
    Award for Feud of the Year (2012) (The Clique vs HWA)
    Award for Shocker of the Year (2012) (The Clique attacks KJ)

    Sweet Jones:
    Former Inferno Ignition Champion
    Former member of HWA, EWNCW, and (unofficially) EWA

    Cody McDerrell:
    ​HWA's Resident Redneck
    Former member of HWA and EWA



  4. #954
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    Whatever happened to Giddy taking the filler-er's spot?


    Efedding:
    Creative of the Year 2012
    Newcomer (User) of the Year 2012

    Final ICW World Champion
    (Kyojin)
    Former IWA Endurance Champion (Kyojin)
    eWN Grand Prix Lust 4 Pain winner (Eddie Juarez)
    Current WWE Womens Champion (Lita)
    Former WWE United States Champion (Cody Rhodes)

    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    Personally I think those are three words that aren't said often enough on these forums.

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    Right well since I've got a lot of fillers,

    Make sure you check out the WWE Fantasy Fed! It's got so much potential, it's crazy!


    Efedding:
    Creative of the Year 2012
    Newcomer (User) of the Year 2012

    Final ICW World Champion
    (Kyojin)
    Former IWA Endurance Champion (Kyojin)
    eWN Grand Prix Lust 4 Pain winner (Eddie Juarez)
    Current WWE Womens Champion (Lita)
    Former WWE United States Champion (Cody Rhodes)

    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    Personally I think those are three words that aren't said often enough on these forums.

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    And make sure you check out ICW!

    It's a fully written efed, that incorporates old school efedding!


    Efedding:
    Creative of the Year 2012
    Newcomer (User) of the Year 2012

    Final ICW World Champion
    (Kyojin)
    Former IWA Endurance Champion (Kyojin)
    eWN Grand Prix Lust 4 Pain winner (Eddie Juarez)
    Current WWE Womens Champion (Lita)
    Former WWE United States Champion (Cody Rhodes)

    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    Personally I think those are three words that aren't said often enough on these forums.

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    I mean, sure, neither of them are as good as HWA, but what can you expect, this shit's awesome!


    Efedding:
    Creative of the Year 2012
    Newcomer (User) of the Year 2012

    Final ICW World Champion
    (Kyojin)
    Former IWA Endurance Champion (Kyojin)
    eWN Grand Prix Lust 4 Pain winner (Eddie Juarez)
    Current WWE Womens Champion (Lita)
    Former WWE United States Champion (Cody Rhodes)

    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    Personally I think those are three words that aren't said often enough on these forums.

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    Also, check out my If I Were Vince McMahon threads!

    They're not as long as the page numbers suggest, and I've had some great reviews from people.

    I'm the co-king (with NRB) of fantasy booking!

    Although, let's face it, i'm the real king


    Efedding:
    Creative of the Year 2012
    Newcomer (User) of the Year 2012

    Final ICW World Champion
    (Kyojin)
    Former IWA Endurance Champion (Kyojin)
    eWN Grand Prix Lust 4 Pain winner (Eddie Juarez)
    Current WWE Womens Champion (Lita)
    Former WWE United States Champion (Cody Rhodes)

    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    Personally I think those are three words that aren't said often enough on these forums.

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    Also, make sure you check out 'HWA.com'!

    http://hardcorewrestlingassosciation.webs.com/

    Yes. The association does have a typo. Sully's fault.


    Efedding:
    Creative of the Year 2012
    Newcomer (User) of the Year 2012

    Final ICW World Champion
    (Kyojin)
    Former IWA Endurance Champion (Kyojin)
    eWN Grand Prix Lust 4 Pain winner (Eddie Juarez)
    Current WWE Womens Champion (Lita)
    Former WWE United States Champion (Cody Rhodes)

    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    Personally I think those are three words that aren't said often enough on these forums.

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    Okay then! Who is ready to get fuckin' Anarchied!


    Efedding:
    Creative of the Year 2012
    Newcomer (User) of the Year 2012

    Final ICW World Champion
    (Kyojin)
    Former IWA Endurance Champion (Kyojin)
    eWN Grand Prix Lust 4 Pain winner (Eddie Juarez)
    Current WWE Womens Champion (Lita)
    Former WWE United States Champion (Cody Rhodes)

    Quote Originally Posted by BennyTheBall View Post
    Personally I think those are three words that aren't said often enough on these forums.

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