i tried to put together a broken pint glass by hand with no glue. I was ramming the glass together to make it fit and it took three of my mates to take the glass away from me to stop me from hurting myself
- Eve's arse atleast now we can look forward to Divas matches.
Even Maryse cant resist watching her shake her arse
In an old van with no windows, passing out free candy.
Originally Posted by PandaMassacre
You are the King of drunk posting, IPITS. You even birthed 7 cyber babies during your time here. All the rest of them flown away from the nest except for IPITB.
7 of them eh. Wow "my love butter" is potent. Yeah I think IPITB is sticking around trying to get child support from me. I'm not entirely sure he is mine and until I get the test results I'm not paying.
But in all seriousness, I will never drunk post again. I lost a friend over my stupidity and it really sucks.
I am guilty of doing this. I once logged on an gave a 3 paragraphed speech about caribous an masturbation.
hahaha, I seem to have drunken internet rants all the time, but hardly ever on here. Most of the time I just seem to type "fuck"/"cunt" a lot and alienate myself from people, but occasionally I do some of my absolute best creative writing while drunk.
The time I accused half of my Facebook friends of "butchering the English language worse than a schizoid's non-dominant arm" is one of my personal favourites.