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**Amerinaine** · 10-16-2012, 01:06 AM

Originally Posted by KJ PUNK

I am a redneck from Mississippi and I've never heard of Skettis. And it sounds disgusting.

Sketti is just a mispronunciation of Spaghetti. This mother thinks 532lbs of Butter and 325 gallons of Ketchup a spaghetti sauce make.

**Iron Ape** · 10-16-2012, 01:06 AM

Originally Posted by Amerinaine

I'm going on a freaking diet and exercise routine. I really feel the less I compare to them, the better.

The first and best step to every diet: Stop drinking soda. Completely. That stuff is the worst.

**KJ PUNK** · 10-16-2012, 01:07 AM

Originally Posted by Robstar

This thread can be better than TV sometimes.

Sometimes.

Pssh. Everytime. However, it is NOT better than the CM Punk Blu Ray.

**Amerinaine** · 10-16-2012, 01:07 AM

Originally Posted by Iron Ape

The first and best step to every diet: Stop drinking soda. Completely. That stuff is the worst.

What Soda? I haven't had a soda of any kind for 4yrs.

I swallowed a Band Aid that was in a Pepsi once. That was enough to quit.

**KJ PUNK** · 10-16-2012, 01:08 AM

Originally Posted by Amerinaine

Sketti is just a mispronunciation of Spaghetti. This mother thinks 532lbs of Butter and 325 gallons of Ketchup a spaghetti sauce make.

I know that. I've never heard of putting ketchup and butter with noodles and calling it anything, besides vomit.

**Iron Ape** · 10-16-2012, 01:11 AM

Originally Posted by KJ PUNK

I am a redneck from Mississippi and I've never heard of Skettis. And it sounds disgusting.

If your into fake butter and liquid quasi-tomato, Skettis are a straight rocket-ship to Planet Flavor.

**Amerinaine** · 10-16-2012, 01:13 AM

Originally Posted by Iron Ape

If your into fake butter and liquid quasi-tomato, Skettis are a straight rocket-ship to Planet Flavor.

...and an early grave due to myocardial infarction. (Heart Attack)

**Iron Ape** · 10-16-2012, 01:15 AM

Originally Posted by Amerinaine

What Soda? I haven't had a soda of any kind for 4yrs.

I swallowed a Band Aid that was in a Pepsi once. That was enough to quit.

It was just a general rule of thumb that I was throwing out there, dude.

**Iron Ape** · 10-16-2012, 01:19 AM

Originally Posted by KJ PUNK

I know that. I've never heard of putting ketchup and butter with noodles and calling it anything, besides vomit.

I love how she can't even be bothered to make the "sauce" in a saucepan. She just scoops a couple of handfuls of imitation butter into a measuring cup and lets the microwave do all of the gourmet shit. Fuck a roux.

Seriously. How is Food Network not all over this woman?