Chocolate Blades of Thunder

[Robstar]

Today, in the state that I live, Victoria, is a holiday. Because of a horse race. How awesome is that? They give everyone the day off to gamble and drink. I love being Australian

[Destruction]

Thanks man, I needed that laugh.

That's my goal!

[jelle1809]

Today, in the state that I live, Victoria, is a holiday. Because of a horse race. How awesome is that? They give everyone the day off to gamble and drink. I love being Australian

So sweet...

[Iron Ape]

Is his Jay & Slient Bob meets 'They're All Going to Laugh At You!'-era Sandler voice a shtick, or is that, like, how an actual person sounds? Regardless, I'm sure his neighbors find his musings most illuminating.

"Hey, honey, it sounds like that ethnically ambiguous boy up in 3B is getting ready to start dropping bows and pontificating goat asses again. Put on the Murder She Wrote real loud and hand me my pills."

[Robstar]

Is his Jay & Slient Bob meets 'They're All Going to Laugh At You!'-era Sandler voice a shtick, or is that, like, how an actual person sounds? Regardless, I'm sure his neighbors find his musings most illuminating.

"Hey, honey, it sounds like that ethnically ambiguous boy up in 3B is getting ready to start dropping bows and pontificating goat asses again. Put on the Murder She Wrote real loud and hand me my pills."

.......aaaaaaannnd he's back with us, folks!

[Robstar]

I hate to be a spelling nazi here, but I really wish people would at least make the effort to get the spelling right in their thread titles. That irks me....

[Destruction]

I hate to be a spelling nazi here, but I really wish people would at least make the effort to get the spelling right in their thread titles. That irks me....

What pisses me off, is when people *Steve* says should OF instead of should HAVE!

If you can't use proper grammar, or you cannot spell, you should fuck off the internet

[Destruction]

Is his Jay & Slient Bob meets 'They're All Going to Laugh At You!'-era Sandler voice a shtick, or is that, like, how an actual person sounds? Regardless, I'm sure his neighbors find his musings most illuminating.

"Hey, honey, it sounds like that ethnically ambiguous boy up in 3B is getting ready to start dropping bows and pontificating goat asses again. Put on the Murder She Wrote real loud and hand me my pills."

Haha

I would bet money that it's fake

[Steve Austin]

What pisses me off, is when people *Steve* says should OF instead of should HAVE!

If you can't use proper grammar, or you cannot spell, you should fuck off the internet

It's not like anyone can't understand that slight change!

Stop bitching and go to bed, it's a school night!

[Iron Ape]

.......aaaaaaannnd he's back with us, folks!

Yeah, my bad for disappearing. A couple across the street actually had a giant fucking tree fall on to their house as the storm was winding down Tuesday night, and it made their home pretty uninhabitable. They're really nice people (a little too Ned Flanders-ish for my tastes, but whatevs) with a new baby and no other family in the state, so I opened my house up to them. I thought it was just going to be for a night or two, but it turned from Wednesday to Sunday on account of them having genuine difficulty making other arrangements. So, yeah, it's been a bit crazy around here. I generally like kids (hell, I voluntarily still am one), but 5 days of someone else's infant was a bit of a system shock, and it just left me not wanting to shoot a whole lot of shit. Hope you guys can understand.

On the real: The presence of babies/kids throws up major hurdles when it come to getting laid, getting stoned, and putting some time in on video games. Why people continue to make them is waaaaaaaaaay beyond me.