Okay, so I am all caught up.. for now. A few points to be made.

Originally Posted by
Shaz11
What I'm tryna say is that:
Steve hasn't got the weapon of ass destruction.
Steve = Steve.
Hasn't got the weapon = Hasn't got a cock.
Of ass destruction = Ass. (Destruction = The pain women get when the cock gets inserted).
Steve hasn't got the weapon of ass destruction.
Is that clear enough?

How did none of you quick thinking fuckers not see that Shaz's clear goal for having sex with a female is to put it in her ass?

Originally Posted by
Robstar
I used to "manage" a group of strippers and believe it or not, you end up talking a lot with them. They have a lot to get off their chest it seems - and not only clothes!

Plus I can tell you from more hands on experience, when you do the job right with a girl, they have no problem letting you know about how good it was - and how bad they've had it. And you know how chicks love to talk!
Yes, I'm tooting my own horn here. But why not? I'm good at tooting theirs! Hahaha!
I bartended at a place that was located around the strip club region of Houston (at the time) on the Richmond Strip. Many of the strippers would come to my bar to get a little tipsy and get ready for the evening and I have come to understand that strippers some of the most interesting people you can ever meet. Some are a lot smarter than the stereotypes they are given and a lot of them are emotional wrecks. They all, however, are not shy in the least about talking sex openly and can give a blunt view on how females see the difference of having sex for the "filthy" pleasure of it, versus having sex with someone you truly love and care about.

Originally Posted by
Asherdelampyr
in that case beat the shit out of him
people still do that, right? to solve disagreements in real life?
Yes they do... But only here in 'Merica! But I do think we forget that sometimes stupidity rises to the top because not enough people have gotten the shit beat out of them at least once in their life.

Originally Posted by
K2Jelly
Alright. So my friend here at the university, Vincent, got in trouble with drugs. But, he didn't actually take any; someone framed him...or so he says.
To this long post, K2 all I have to say is if you ever find yourself in that situation again, that is what the bathroom is for. Go rub one out and get the sexual frustration out of your system so the thought isn't even an option anymore.

Originally Posted by
Bodom
Because obviously you need to be a girl to have a boyfriend

Is that how it works?

Originally Posted by
Robstar
THAT'S IT I'M BANNING EVERYBODY!!! YOU ALL ASKED FOR IT!!!

I am so glad I missed Robs few days of the month.
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