Originally Posted by Double Axehandle
America is a lot like a woman. They carry on about getting no respect, yet they give little out. Because there's no incentive for them. They hold the power. Which they've fooled themselves into believing is a positive character trait. It's not a part of you, it's a matter of circumstance, that's all. You see, Britain is like Dr. Frankenstein and America is Frankenstein's monster. You think your thought process is OK, but what would you know, the brain was defective when it was put in!
(apologies to the 'normal' Yankee Doodles I know on this site. The above analogy addresses what's wrong with your fellow countrymen)