Chocolate Blades of Thunder

**Dennis** · 12-31-2012, 07:52 PM

Originally Posted by K2Jelly

Nope. Don't plan on doing it either. I don't need to drink to have a good time though I won't lambaste those who do.

I don't know if your 21 yet but I will tell you it's not as cool to drink as soon as you turn 21 haha. I work with a bunch of guys who can't have fun unless they are drinking, I have never understood that.

**Darkside Ron Garvin** · 12-31-2012, 07:52 PM

Well unlike the majority who have an option, I will be staying up past midnight... But at work.

The good news is we all brought in a "potluck" style mexican feast for the 20+ people who are here and DAMN are these some good tamales

**Darkside Ron Garvin** · 12-31-2012, 07:54 PM

Originally Posted by Robstar

Dude....nobody wants to play cricket. But it's a metaphor and it rhymes which is more than I can say for yours....

Sorry, I didn't know there were rules to metephors such as "they have to rhyme to be funny"

However placing the term 'dirt' rather than 'mud' does damage the entire joke...

I guess now, maybe I should give myself a good choke??

(Still trying to see how rhyming equals comedy

)

**Robstar** · 12-31-2012, 07:55 PM

Originally Posted by Dennis

I have never had the guts to do any drugs minus drink... How long were you an addict? I know that's not the greatest wording but whatever you get the point.

Once your an addict, you're always an addict, you never stop being an addict. That's the theory I subscribe to anyway. You just choose whether to live in active addiction or not. I wouldn't recommend anyone go there and do that though. It's a tough hill to climb and in more ways than not, not worth it.

**K2Jelly** · 12-31-2012, 07:56 PM

Originally Posted by Dennis

I don't know if your 21 yet but I will tell you it's not as cool to drink as soon as you turn 21 haha. I work with a bunch of guys who can't have fun unless they are drinking, I have never understood that.

I'm 18 and besides it being illegal for me to drink, I just don't see the purpose of it.

**akbar** · 12-31-2012, 07:57 PM

The tags so far are worse this year.

**Darkside Ron Garvin** · 12-31-2012, 07:57 PM

Originally Posted by Robstar

Once your an addict, you're always an addict, you never stop being an addict. That's the theory I subscribe to anyway. You just choose whether to live in active addiction or not. I wouldn't recommend anyone go there and do that though. It's a tough hill to climb and in more ways than not, not worth it.

Narcotics Anonymous has taught you a lot Rob... I have the same mindset. If I can ask, is this a theory of your own or what you learned in the program... And if it was in the program, how long do you have now?

**K2Jelly** · 12-31-2012, 07:57 PM

Originally Posted by Poot-Hair

I had the chance to go to a church function for new years but I decided against it. Mrs. Poot is so full of baby that we're pretty well homebound for the next couple of weeks until she has the baby. We're less than 3 weeks away!

Congratulations. Hope that lil' Poot comes out healthy and happy.

**Robstar** · 12-31-2012, 07:58 PM

Originally Posted by Darkside Ron Garvin

Sorry, I didn't know there were rules to metephors such as "they have to rhyme to be funny"

However placing the term 'dirt' rather than 'mud' does damage the entire joke...

I guess now, maybe I should give myself a good choke??

(Still trying to see how rhyming equals comedy

)

It's a simple equation DRG - a metaphor married to the lyrical magic of the limerick can only equal awesomeness. Noone could possibly dispute such an assertion.