I was walking through the grocery store today and I saw a 5 dollar bill laying in the floor. I looked around and didn't see anyone so I put it in my pocket, thinking I had lucked up and found some money. After a few minutes, as I'm shopping around, I hear a small kid crying hysterically to his mother about him losing some money.
I went up to him, stuck my hand in my pocket, and gave him his money back. He looked up at me and said "Why did you steal my money? Mommy he stole my money". After insisting to him I had found it, I could see it did no good.
I felt like such a toolbox lol.
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