Chocolate Blades of Thunder

**PandaMassacre** · 01-29-2013, 02:25 AM

Originally Posted by Dennis

LOL. Speaking from experience panda?hahahahahahahah

I have been laid, but never like that. lol

Originally Posted by B-MCINTYRE

What you don't like waffles?

Ew, no. They are just disgusting to me. I am more of a chicken biscuit person.

Originally Posted by Robstar

Once upon a time I was at this party and I was just goofing off and drinking and this girl - she may have been drunk, I'm not sure, but she had been drinking - thought I was the hottest guy going and dragged me into a room and practically raped me. Well it would have been rape had she not been so hot and horny and I was willing. (And 16!!! That's ok I think I was 17 or 18) Anyway, long story short, afterwards I heard her boyfriend was there at the party. And he knew - he watched her drag me upstairs.

Now - should I feel bad about any of this, I asked myself? I came to the conclusion that the answer was NO, I should not. As a bonafide alcoholic I can tall you in no uncertain terms that once you pick up that first drink you have to accept the consequences of what comes after. Nobody is under any illusions as to the effect of alcohol. The stories are out there and we've all heard them. We may not like what occurs when viewed in retrospect but you HAVE to accept it. So, I can only say, I agree with you when you mention about the guy getting the blame for shit sometimes- a lot in fact. Girls get all regretful and cry rape in a lot of these situations. Hell I've been threatened by a girl who said she'd cry rape if I didn't fuck her! Imagine being in that situation! So, that's my take based on my experience

WHERE IS THE HAPPY ENDING?!

Just messing with you. I thought this was an interesting read. I learned something about you.

**Robstar** · 01-29-2013, 02:27 AM

Originally Posted by PandaMassacre

WHERE IS THE HAPPY ENDING?!

Just messing with you. I thought this was an interesting read. I learned something about you.

Oh I think you know what the happy ending was.

Getting away afterwards.

And tell me, what did you learn about me?

**Robstar** · 01-29-2013, 02:29 AM

I'll tell you what the 2 funniest things about that story are;

1) That she picked me as the hottest guy there

and

2) I had a mullet at the time!

**Darkside Ron Garvin** · 01-29-2013, 02:29 AM

Stop the fucking internet!!!!!!!

**Darkside Ron Garvin** · 01-29-2013, 02:30 AM

Originally Posted by Darkside Ron Garvin

Stop the fucking internet!!!!!!!

Soccer just became interesting!!!!

**Dennis** · 01-29-2013, 02:34 AM

Originally Posted by Darkside Ron Garvin

Anyways, Denny - Do you guys do this for fun in Washington?

HAHAHA yea, I have done some stupid stuff like this before. not quite this bad. but we have so much rain!

**Darkside Ron Garvin** · 01-29-2013, 02:40 AM

Why...

Can....

I.....

Not.......

Stop?!?!?!?!?!?!

**Dennis** · 01-29-2013, 02:42 AM

Did DRG catch the post whore fever?

**PandaMassacre** · 01-29-2013, 02:44 AM

Originally Posted by Dennis

Did DRG catch the post whore fever?

You gave him PWOTIS.

**B-MCINTYRE** · 01-29-2013, 02:44 AM

Originally Posted by Robstar

That's because she ran at it like a girl....

She should have made it her bitch.

Originally Posted by PandaMassacre

I have been laid, but never like that. lol

Ew, no. They are just disgusting to me. I am more of a chicken biscuit person.

WHERE IS THE HAPPY ENDING?!

Just messing with you. I thought this was an interesting read. I learned something about you.

Something Dennis hears from woman all the time...

Fair enoughs