Originally Posted by Bodom
Maybe you forgot me darling? Remember that night you were doing shots of sambuca and lines of coke off the backs of Shetland ponies? Remember that damsel you woke up next to and discovered you were married? And how after your night of blacked out passion, you agreed to annex a peninsula of Cool Land where said damsel would live in luxury forever if she'd agree to an annulment?
Yep. That damsel was me. Oh, and the annulment? Drawn up by Daniel walkerin.