Chocolate Blades of Thunder

[Robstar]

Yes, but she's damn near laughing when she says it...i expected bad attitude, head shaking and the whole 9.

Sounds like you expected an episode of Cops, lol

[Robstar]

You didn't miss anything.

Smoke Screen!!!

[IrkenInvader]

Yeah, I've never been comfortable talking to most people with one hand on my dick

Why do you have to be masturbating?

[Robstar]

Why do you have to be masturbating?

That's the whole point of that thread isn't it? And that would be taking the wholesome approach. Otherwise....it's just creepy.

[VanHooliganX]

Van Hooligan X ‏@VanHooliganX
Congrats to @MRayneTNA and @TheEarlHebner who are expecting a baby now!


God marks annoy me.

[Bodom]

Why else would you look at pictures of half naked women if you don't intend on rubbing one out?

[IrkenInvader]

Why else would you look at pictures of half naked women if you don't intend on rubbing one out?

Its more like foreplay, looking at clothed people then moving to porn.

[Robstar]

I never saw the point of foreplay when you're alone. Unless you're so lonely, you have to get yourself in the mood. But I was always of the understanding that the more elaborate one makes ones solo fantasies, the more likely one will end up snatching girls into their van along lonely stretches of highways.

[IrkenInvader]

I never saw the point of foreplay when you're alone. Unless you're so lonely, you have to get yourself in the mood. But I was always of the understanding that the more elaborate one makes ones solo fantasies, the more likely one will end up snatching girls into their van along lonely stretches of highways.

Its not that I make long elaborate fantasies, I just find it hard to go from 0 to 60 in an instant.

[K2Jelly]

Its not that I make long elaborate fantasies, I just find it hard to go from 0 to 60 in an instant.

*snickers*