You would have to pay me money to do that now. Besides, I believe if I sent a full on barrage their way, I might sink them completely. There would be computers crashing and phones being lost and promos being sent and lost and viruses and promo eating dogs and unsaved work and matches almost being up and the writer being the unfortunate victim of a power outage or a fucking hurricane or earthquake or grounding and god knows what else until it imploded.
It's much more fun taking potshots at an easy target from time to time.
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