So, watching Invader Zim, specifically the Door to Door episode, and all I can think is, Why the hell didn't he use the fucking mind control helmets to rule the world?
It would be like if on Gilligan's Island, the skipper made a boat, and they went to another island for the day and then came back to the one they were stranded on. It's that level of wtf
I am the Pirate King!
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