Chocolate Blades of Thunder

[jelle1809]

Sometimes in order to make the best decision for yourself, you have to be an absolute dick to someone else.
That's just the way of the world. Realistically if you can break this fascination off, she will be better off as well, as it can free her to fixate her unwanted attentions on someone who appreciates them.

That's pretty much a definition of being a man.

[Asherdelampyr]

That's pretty much a definition of being a man.

Yup, pretty much
add in a bit about protecting what and who you care about and that's it

[jelle1809]

Yup, pretty much
add in a bit about protecting what and who you care about and that's it

Ooh how it's easy being a man.

[K2Jelly]

*straps on balls*

LET'S DO IT!!!

[Asherdelampyr]

*straps on balls*

LET'S DO IT!!!

Ok, no bullshit. Here is what you send her:

Look (Name) I appreciate that you feel a connection to me, I really do, however you are everything I am not looking for. Any sort of relationship between us, even this friendship will inevitably lead to rot and ruin, so in order to spare both of us that inconvenience I am asking you now to respect me breaking off all contact with you. From now on I will neither respond to your messages, or think about you as more than a minor annoyance. You have a boyfriend already, and crazy sluts who pursue unavailable men are a serious turn-off for me. You have nothing that I cherish or value in another human being. I do not like you, nor do I hate you, I am merely serious in my desire to have nothing further to do with you. We had some fun times, that I will always remember fondly, however those times are at an end. I do not mean to be unduly harsh, but as a great philosopher once sagely noted, you can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being.

Sincerely,
K2Jelly

[Asherdelampyr]

Ok, no bullshit. Here is what you send her:

Look (Name) I appreciate that you feel a connection to me, I really do, however you are everything I am not looking for. Any sort of relationship between us, even this friendship will inevitably lead to rot and ruin, so in order to spare both of us that inconvenience I am asking you now to respect me breaking off all contact with you. From now on I will neither respond to your messages, or think about you as more than a minor annoyance. You have a boyfriend already, and crazy sluts who pursue unavailable men are a serious turn-off for me. You have nothing that I cherish or value in another human being. I do not like you, nor do I hate you, I am merely serious in my desire to have nothing further to do with you. We had some fun times, that I will always remember fondly, however those times are at an end. I do not mean to be unduly harsh, but as a great philosopher once sagely noted, you can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being.

Sincerely,
K2Jelly

If that doesn't do it, come on back to Uncle Asher, I speak fluent psycho-bitchese

[akbar]

How about.

"Listen, I've got a new girl and she's these clingy types init, so she's telling me I have to cut off all my ties with every other girl and if not she's going to creep on those girls and murder them one by one. I'm doing this for you. Goodbye."

K2Jelly (Or whatever your real name is)

[akbar]

Ash, you voted in the Blog Wars yet?

[Robstar]

But I'm not that kind of person. :'(

But whatever. I guess you're right.

Yeah.....I used to be a nice guy. But nice guys get shit on. They get pushed around. They get taken for granted, used and forgotten.

I can still be a nice guy - only now I know where the line is. And although it's not a nice feeling, I had to learn to be a little cruel. Because honestly, two things in life that are true - sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind and if you take a little uncomfortability in the short term, it'll save you A LOT of hassle in the future.

But you know - that's all up to you. If you acknowledge that you don't want to take action because you're worried you might hurt someone, then accept that any misery you experience is ultimately down to you.

[bearkg88]

Yeah.....I used to be a nice guy. But nice guys get shit on. They get pushed around. They get taken for granted, used and forgotten.

I can still be a nice guy - only now I know where the line is. And although it's not a nice feeling, I had to learn to be a little cruel. Because honestly, two things in life that are true - sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind and if you take a little uncomfortability in the short term, it'll save you A LOT of hassle in the future.

But you know - that's all up to you. If you acknowledge that you don't want to take action because you're worried you might hurt someone, then accept that any misery you experience is ultimately down to you.

Im a nice guy and I have an amazing gf