Chocolate Blades of Thunder

[K2Jelly]

I prefer if you call us Australia, but anyway.....

There is awesome bacon here. Lots of great beef and lamb and you can even eat emu, kangaroo or crocodile. It's all not too hard to get. And tasty

It gets pretty hot in Australia. A lot of people can't stand the humidity, some don't like the dry heat, we get all kinds here depending where you are. It gives you a great reason to drink beer though.

Not to mention all of the koalas...

[Robstar]

Yeah, but they probably smear Vegemite on it.

Stereotype! I do love me some Vegemite though

We serve our bacon wrapped in bacon actually.

[Robstar]

Not to mention all of the koalas...

Fuck the koalas, smelly little pests!

[Robstar]

Just heard they're remaking Highlander.

[FancyShmancyPants17]

I prefer if you call us Australia, but anyway.....

There is awesome bacon here. Lots of great beef and lamb and you can even eat emu, kangaroo or crocodile. It's all not too hard to get. And tasty

It gets pretty hot in Australia. A lot of people can't stand the humidity, some don't like the dry heat, we get all kinds here depending where you are. It gives you a great reason to drink beer though.

Heat is not a good reason to drink beer. That'll dehydrate yah! What does kangaroo and emu taste like? Chicken?

[K2Jelly]

Fuck the koalas, smelly little pests!

Apparently, if one urinates one you, you have a chance of getting chlamydia.

[Androo]

Inferior bacon is the only thing keeping me from packing up and heading to Canada.

Don't forget Officer Kevin Banned

Getting called "some noob" all the time, in that disparaging way, for actuall physical legitimate reasons. 'Coz being new to a place is bad thing.


Come to Scotland. I'll wrap that bacon up in some sheep intestine, batter it, deep-fry it for ya. Free heart palpatations?

[Robstar]

Heat is not a good reason to drink beer. That'll dehydrate yah! What does kangaroo and emu taste like? Chicken?

Haven't tried emu or croc but they say croc is a lot like chicken. 'Roo is like a gamey beef.

If you're going to be dehydrated, it's probably best to be drunk off your ass so you don't notice!

[Robstar]

Getting called "some noob" all the time, in that disparaging way, for actuall physical legitimate reasons. 'Coz being new to a place is bad thing.


Come to Scotland. I'll wrap that bacon up in some sheep intestine, batter it, deep-fry it for ya. Free heart palpatations?

More like free retching.

[FancyShmancyPants17]

Haven't tried emu or croc but they say croc is a lot like chicken. 'Roo is like a gamey beef.

If you're going to be dehydrated, it's probably best to be drunk off your ass so you don't notice!

You'll notice the next day! Lol. So are koala bears to Australia as possums are to America? Lol