Chocolate Blades of Thunder

**akbar** · 10-02-2012, 11:33 AM

Originally Posted by Automatic

You vs that whole army of mothers.
Who'd win?

True story, a mum and her son fucked me and my friends up once because we kick their door and ran the week before.

Honest to god I'm not making one single part this up, We were walking and she started trailing us with her older son and his dog. She was also pushing a pram with her toddler in it. And as she neared, she LEFT her young child on the side of the road and commenced in her assault on us with her older son and his Rottweiler.

We have some rowdy mums in Tottenham man.

**Bodom** · 10-02-2012, 11:46 AM

Yeah well you shouldn't have kicked her door you putz.

**akbar** · 10-02-2012, 11:52 AM

Originally Posted by Bodom

Yeah well you shouldn't have kicked her door you putz.

And miss out on my childhood?!? No thanks darling.

**Awesome Bomb** · 10-02-2012, 12:27 PM

Originally Posted by akbar

True story, a mum and her son fucked me and my friends up once because we kick their door and ran the week before.

Honest to god I'm not making one single part this up, We were walking and she started trailing us with her older son and his dog. She was also pushing a pram with her toddler in it. And as she neared, she LEFT her young child on the side of the road and commenced in her assault on us with her older son and his Rottweiler.

We have some rowdy mums in Tottenham man.

Can I get an English to 'Merican translation please?

**Awesome Bomb** · 10-02-2012, 12:31 PM

Can someone please explain the 'YOLO' fad please. I can't quite understand weather it means be cautious or go crazy.

**Amerinaine** · 10-02-2012, 12:39 PM

Originally Posted by Awesome Bomb

Can someone please explain the 'YOLO' fad please. I can't quite understand weather it means be cautious or go crazy.

The word you are looking for is whether. Weather is when it like rains, or is breezy or cloudy....you get the picture.

As far as "YOLO" it is something some rapper said. Who cares? I mean, Biggie Smalls probably wishes he lived twice....if he had a thought now.

**akbar** · 10-02-2012, 12:42 PM

Originally Posted by Awesome Bomb

Can I get an English to 'Merican translation please?

Like what words?

and YOLO means go crazy, 'You Only Live Once' so fuck it, jump of the moving car, or YOLO, I'm partying tonight even though I got an exam tomorrow.

**Iron Ape** · 10-02-2012, 12:48 PM

If somebody ran up to my mom's house and randomly kicked her door, she'd probably start handing out clotheslines, too. And she's 60. And weighs like 100lbs.

**Bodom** · 10-02-2012, 01:18 PM

Originally Posted by akbar

Like what words?

and YOLO means go crazy, 'You Only Live Once' so fuck it, jump of the moving car, or YOLO, I'm partying tonight even though I got an exam tomorrow.

Or the more classic example.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1880348.html

**akbar** · 10-02-2012, 01:19 PM

Originally Posted by Iron Ape

If somebody ran up to my mom's house and randomly kicked her door, she'd probably start handing out clotheslines, too. And she's 60. And weighs like 100lbs.

I ain't saying she was wrong for attacking me, it's just getting the Rottweiler to chase me was a bit uncalled for.

Oh well, 4 years later and we still laugh about that day.